EI've (022100@1)seen your new boyfriend
He's really good looking

G/bar
If he was a rent boy
I'd probably book him

A/bar
Not that I'm really into that stuff

EI'm (022100@1)just saying your boyfriend's incredibly buff

EHe's (022100@1)a really nice face
really nice hair

G/bar
He's really polite
And he's really aware

A/bar
He's got really nice teeth
A really nice tan

E.
And he's really relaxed
When the sh!t hits the fan.







EBut (022100@1)he makes ya look fat

G/bar
He makes you look ugly
Like a man

A/bar
He makes ya look old
Just like his nan

EYeah (022100@1)he makes you look fat
He makes you look faaaaaaaaaat

G/bar
Yeah he makes you look lardy round the arse

A/bar
Don't ya know that he's in a different class?

EYeah (022100@1)he makes you look fat.







EYou (022100@1)two together
What's wrong with this picture?

G/bar
You need a man
Who's waist line will eclipse ya

A/bar
You need a man 
Who's a little more shoddy

E.
A gap in his teeth
And an imperfect body

EIt's (022100@1)nothing you've done
You've just shot far too high

G/bar
You get ignored
While they give him the eye

A/bar
Don't get me wrong
I'm not saying your fat

E.
It's just anyone would look fat
If they're sat next to that.







EYeah (022100@1)he makes you look fat

G/bar
He makes ya look ugly in the face

A/bar
Don't ya know that you're looking out of place?

E (022100@1)          
Yeah he makes you look fat
He makes you look faaaaaaaaaaaaat

G/bar
He makes you look fat
oh yes indeed
Don't ya know that

G/bar
He's well out of your league

EYeah (022100@1)he makes you look fat.







EI've (022100@1)got a solution
You might like to try it

G/bar
You won't have to jog
And ya won't have to diet

A/bar
I'm sure you will see
To a certain degree

EHow (022100@1)good looking you'd be
If ya stood next to me.





E (022100@1)
I can make ya look fit

G/bar
I can make ya look much fitter than him

A/bar
Look at my saggy double chin

EI (022100@1)can make ya look fit
I can make ya look fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

G/bar
I can make ya look fit
Oh yes I can
                                
Don't ya know that I am your ideal man
                      E,E,E
I can make ya look fit,fit,fit
                  EI (022100@1)can make ya look fit..
                                                                
                        
                        
                        
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