+ --------------------------------------------------------------------- + | Ultimate Guitar Tabs Archive - your #1 source for tabs! | | http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/ | | | | Over 800,000 guitar, guitar pro and bass tabs! Also lessons, news, | | columns and guitar forums! | + --------------------------------------------------------------------- + Weekend.in.Amsterdam C When.we.got.our.redundancy,.myself.and.the.lads.went.on.the.spree G.............................................................C.........................F A.brand.new.passport.in.my.hand.as.we.took.off.for.The.Netherland C Myself.and.Dinny.and.Oâ??Dwyer.and.Scut.at.Schiphol.we.were.all.half.cut G.................................................C...........................F We.opened.up.the.duty-free,.the.red.lemonade.and.brandy C And.we.jumped.on.board.a.tram C.....................................G.......................C O.The.Weekend.that.we.spent.in.Amsterdam C Our.first.stop.was.the.coffee.shop,.in.we.went.and.we.all.sparked.up G...................................C.....................................F Hashish.from.Pakistan,.Morocco,.Nepal.and.the.Lebanon C All.the.boys.was.rollinâ??.joints,.they.forgot.to.drink.their.pints G....................................................C...........................F Water.pipe.came.bubblinâ??.around,.took.one.pull.and.hit.the.ground C Lads.wake.him.if.you.can C.....................................G.......................C O.The.Weekend.that.we.spent.in.Amsterdam C Sunday.we.went.to.The.Blarney.Stone,.Paddy.Wynne.had.The.Leinster.Final.on G...................................................................C................F The.Lily.Whites.and.The.Boys.in.Blue,.the.Majors.and.Taytos C Over.to.Mulliganâ??s.for.the.night,.the.bar.was.leppinâ??.and.the.band.was.shite G.....................................................................C.......................F De.Burgh,.De.Bono.and.De.Wolfe.Tones.â??til.Dinny.grabbed.the.microphone C And.gave.us.Van.The.Man C.....................................G.......................C O.The.Weekend.that.we.spent.in.Amsterdam C Macker.sez.while.weâ??re.here.weâ??ll.go.and.have.a.look.at.the.kinky.gear G.................................................................C..........F. I.said.a.quiet.prayer.I.wouldnâ??t.bump.into.anyone.from.Kildare C Big.dildos,.blow-up.dolls,.snap-on.tools.and.hairy.balls G...........................................C......................F Vibrators,.whips.and.chains,.zips.and.fanny.ticklers C God.between.us.and.all.harm C.....................................G......................C O.The.Weekend.that.we.spent.in.Amsterdam C Then.we.went.for.a.midnight.walk,.all.our.eyes.were.out.on.stalks G..............................C....................................F Gay.bars,.bordellos,.models.in.the.windows.with.no.clothes C Dinny.he.danced.all.night.with.a.South.American.transvestite G...................................................C....................F Everything.was.goinâ??.grand.until.Dinny.tried.to.drop.the.hand C There.was.pandemonium C.....................................G.......................C O.The.Weekend.that.we.spent.an.Amsterdam C The.bouncer.she.was.5.foot.10.Lowland.Heavyweight.Champion ...........G......................................C............................F She.hit.Dinny.an.awful.box,.the.boys.ran.amok.and.wrecked.the.shop C We.could.hear.the.squad.cars.getting.near,.itâ??s.time.lads.we.were.out.of.here G....................................................C....................F Dinny.pulled.up.his.tights.and.we.disappeared.into.the.night C All.together.now.one.by.one C.....................................G.......................C O.The.Weekend.that.we.spent.in.Amsterdam C Queen.Beatrix.she.rides.her.bike,.Rembrandt.is.hanginâ??.down.in.The.Rijk G..................................................C.......................F Ajax,.Heineken,.Van.Gogh,.The.Gargle.and.The.Ghanja C Monday.morning.we.were.all.half.cracked.we.dived.into.the.Kaisergracht ........G...................................................C..................................F They.fished.us.out,.hosed.us.down.and.put.us.on.the.plane.to.Dublin C Home.to.the.Mammy.again C.....................................G......................C O.The.Weekend.that.we.spent.in.Amsterdam