Bb (x1333x@1) FDragging (133211@1)my guitar 'round maternity ward Bb (x1333x@1) FI (133211@1)was in search of the umbilical chord Bb (x1333x@1) FBut (133211@1)it was all in vain so I jumped on a train Bb (x1333x@1) FAnd (133211@1)when I reached my home the kids were on the patio Bb (x1333x@1) FLooking (133211@1)quite upset, so I asked them what was wrong Ab (xx1114@1) Db (x43121@1) AbAnd (xx1114@1)they said "beware - there's an Albert Hammond bootleg in the house Db (x43121@1) AbIn (xx1114@1)there, an Albert Hammond bootleg in the house, some man Db (x43121@1) AbWho (xx1114@1)introduced himself as Stanley Rous came in Db (x43121@1) Bb (x1333x@1) FAnd (133211@1)left his Albert Hammond bootleg in the house". Bb (x1333x@1) FTalking (133211@1)to a girl on the south coast of France Bb (x1333x@1) FShe (133211@1)was on an 18-30 but I still took a chance Bb (x1333x@1) FBut (133211@1)on the last night 'neath the stars of Marseilles Bb (x1333x@1) FShe (133211@1)said that Robin Askwith was funny. Ab (xx1114@1) Db (x43121@1) AbOh (xx1114@1)God, how I longed for a dangerous wave Db (x43121@1) AbSo (xx1114@1)I could surf myself towards an early grave Db (x43121@1) AbI (xx1114@1)would rather talk to plankton than to dance with you Db (x43121@1) Bb (x1333x@1) FI (133211@1)hope your plane back home's a DC 10. Ab (xx1114@1) Db (x43121@1) AbOh (xx1114@1)God, how I longed for a dangerous wave Db (x43121@1) AbSo (xx1114@1)I could surf myself towards an early grave Db (x43121@1) AbI (xx1114@1)would rather talk to plankton than to dance with you Db (x43121@1) AbI (xx1114@1)hope your plane back home's a DC 10. Db (x43121@1) AbOh-oh-oh-oh-oh, (xx1114@1)oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Db (x43121@1) AbOh-oh-oh-oh-oh, (xx1114@1)oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Db (x43121@1) AbOh-oh-oh-oh-oh, (xx1114@1)oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Db (x43121@1) AbDb AbDb Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh really. Db (x43121@1) Ab (xx1114@1) Db (x43121@1) AbOut (xx1114@1)of pure curiosity I dug up Logie Baird Db (x43121@1) Ab (xx1114@1) Db (x43121@1) AbAnd (xx1114@1)I asked him what Petrified Forests see to make them all so scared. Learn to play "Half Man Half Biscuit" with online video lessons UG plus: remove banner comments We did not receive enough feedback on this tab! Please rate: print report bad tab 1 2 3 4 5 I want to post comment or correction [tab] guest You may want to rate the tab now too: select rating Please do not post tabs as comments. 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