INTRO
F   Dm    Bb    Csus4 C
   Ooooh, Yeahhh


VERSE
  F
I almost tore your hair out
        Bb                     F
For the last doll in the store
        Bb                 C
But the things that once divided us
      Dm
Don't matter any more
   F
We showed up at your house again
        Bb                   F
Singin' all our stupid songs
Bb             C
Normally I'd hose you down
    Dm
But now it just seems wrong


CHORUS 1
      Bb                  F
Let's come together at Christmas time
    C               Dm   C
Put all our differences aside
    Bb                  F
One thing on which we all agree
      C                 Dm C
The delicious taste of K F C
Bb            F              A
Typically I'd hate your guts
               Dm       C   Bb
And I'd try to kill you but
             F           D#
One of everybody's vices
    Bb              F
Is eleven herbs and spices


POST-CHORUS
Dm            Bb     Csus4 C
Ooooh, Seasoned meat


VERSE
  F
I scream and cry and then I
        Bb                    F
Leave a wet spot on your knee
    Bb                C
But this year your behaviour
Dm
Doesn't bother me
    F
Our over-zealous snowball fight
              Bb                  F
Will cost you hundreds in repairs
    Bb                   C
And 'though we'd usually sue your parents
Dm
Now we just don't care


CHORUS 2
      Bb                  F
Let's come together at Christmas time
    C               Dm   C
Put all our differences aside
     Bb           F           C
Cos' one of everybody's vices
           Dm         C
Is eleven herbs and spices
 Bb                        F
Eleven months a year you drive me mad
A                    Dm     C
This year you don't seem so bad
    Bb                 F        D#
One thing on which we all agree
               Bb        F
The delicious taste of KFC


CHORUS 3 (key change!)
      C                   G
Let's come together at Christmas time
    D               Em   D
Put all our differences aside
     C            G           D
Cos' one of everybody's vices
           Em         D
Is eleven herbs and spices
 C                         G
Eleven months a year you drive me mad
B                    Em     D
This year you don't seem so bad
    C                  G        F
One thing on which we all agree
               C
The delicious taste of KFC

   (and then end on a G if you want!)