"I FARTED ON SANTAS LAP"
by "The Little Stinkers"
Basic Chords by "Maniac1075"


(Verse 1)

G
Mom made beans for dinner
C          
You know I ate 'em all
G                                D
She said come get your coat on, we're goin' to the mall
G                     C            
Gonna visit Santa and sit upon his knee
D                                C                  G   
But all that I could think about was how not to cut the cheese

G                              C              
While waiting there for Santa, I thought that I'd explode
G                               D
The gas bubble grew bigger with every "Ho, Ho, Ho"
G                         C
Tried my best to hide it, thought I was doing swell
D                                               N/C
But when I sat down on Santa's lap, he hollered "What's that smell!"

(Chorus)

     G           C            G                            D
     I farted on Santa's lap, now Christmas is gonna stink for me
     G           C                          D              C         G      
     I farted on Santa's lap, now I'll get *fart* under my Christmas tree


(Verse 2)
G                          
I asked him for a baseball
C
I asked him for a bat
G                                   D
I asked him for some ice skates but I'll get none of that
G                               C
I asked him for a lot of things I'll have to do without
D                                       G   D    G
'Cause when I sat on Santa's lap, I let one slip out


     (Back to Chorus)


(Verse 3)
E                                  A
On Christmas Eve I snuck out of my bed without a sound
E                                 B
Went down to the living room just to take a look around
E                                 A
It was then that I saw Santa next to the Christmas tree
B                                 B          E
His arms were full of presents and they were all for me

E                             A
He put them on a pile and got up to turn around
E                             B
And blew a fart with such great force our tree almost came down
E                             A
And so I'll always cherish that special moment when
B                             A E
I realized even old Saint Nick rips one now and then

(Chorus)
     E           A               E                          B
     I farted on Santa's lap and Christmas didn't stink for me
     E           A                      B             A         E
     I farted on Santa's lap and Santa left one on my Christmas tree