A C A My momma wouldn't say you were a nice guy G C G But you're under forty and you have a job A C A My momma wouldn't say you was a good boy G C G But you're making money and you're working hard so D C I'm going to take you out, I don't feel like it's wrong E Am C D E Am Me and my momma, we don't get along Am C Am My momma, she would say your hair was too long G C G But your hair exactly is what I like the best Am C Am And my momma she would say you was a hoodlum G C G But I don't know no hoodlum and you don't pass the test D C I'm going to take you out, I don't feel like it's wrong E Am Me and my momma, we don't get along C D Am Oh, baby, I'm standing so close, I can't back down C D You're smiling and I know, I'm over and done now Am G I am done now Am C Am My momma say that it was wrong to see you G C G I lie just to meet you, I lie to get in Am C Am And my momma she would say that I deceived you G C G D But that's the only way I knew how to begin Am C D Am So maybe you got your own problems, who doesn't? C D Am G I'm crazy, you're addicted, we are all of a sudden Am C Am My momma, she would love you like I love you G C G If she ever met you, if she ever knew Am C Am My momma, she would fall right on top of you G C G If she'd ever saw you, she'd be smitten, too D C I'll never take you home, I want you all for my own Em Am Don't let my momma hear your pretty song D C I'm going to take you out, I don't feel like it's wrong Em Am C D E Am C D E A Me and my momma, we don't get along