C G F G No beard, No good C G F G There's not enough beards in my neighbourhood C G F G And you can tell me you can't I know that you could C G F C You've got no beard and you're, no good C G Well there's a beardless man in the flat next door F D C I've never spoken to him before and I never will G F until he grows a beard C G and there's a beardless man in the flat below F D C I ignore him when he says hello and I always will G F Until he grows a beard G Until he grows a beard C G F G No beard, No good C G F G There's not enough beards in my neighbourhood C G F G And you can tell me you can't I know that you could C G F C You've got no beard and you're, no good C G Well there's a beardless boy playing in the street F D C I pass him and I spit at his feet, it's his own fault G F He should have had a beard C G And there's a beardless girl I broke her heart F D C I also keyed her car, it's her own fault G F She should have had a beard G She should have had a beard C G F G No beard, No good C G F G There's not enough beards in my neighbourhood C G F G And you can tell me you can't I know that you could C G F C You've got no beard and you're, no good C G Well there's a beardless banker, he calls me on the phone F D C He asks me to pay back my loan, but I won't G F Not until he grows a beard C G And there's a beardless man, he calls me son F D C He asks me to dinner but I never come, and I won't G F Not until he grows a beard G Until he grows a beard C G F G No beard, No good C G F G There's not enough beards in my neighbourhood C G F G And you can tell me you can't I know that you could C G F C You've got no beard and you're, no good