Hey guys. Pretty simple song. Play the G chord for half the bar, Am for a quarter, 
then D for the other quarter. It sounds perfect on the ukulele if picking. 
Just diddle around with it and you'll get it. Enjoy!

G Am D              G              Am
I    want to fuck a dog in the ass
     D               G             Am
He   wants to fuck a dog in the ass
     D            G   Am  
I    wanna fuck a dog
D
That's right kids.

G Am D                  G              Am
I    tried to fuck your mom in the ass
D                  G              Am
Tried to fuck your dad in the ass
D                   G      Am      D
Could only find the dog....and his ass

G Am D            G              Am    
We   wanna fuck a dog in the ass
   D            G              Am
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
   D            G   Am  D
We wanna fuck a dog

G Am D               G                     Am  D     
I    tried to fuck a fucking pirate in the ass
 G               Am            D         
(Aarrh me and me first mate ya survy cur)
G                       Am     
Tried to fuck a fucking pirate
D
But I've found the dog
G                         Am       D
(Ah that was no pirate man that was thine own sister)
G                     Am D
It's a Mexican pirate

G Am D              G              Am
We   want to fuck a dog in the ass
   D              G              Am
We want to fuck a dog in the ass
D            G           Am D
Wanna fuck a fucking dog