CAPO 2

Might not be quite right, but this version suits my voice best. Please Rate.
Pretty easy, just Em, C, G and D the entire way through.
Standard Tuning
* means single strokes

                    
We're the greatest unsigned gimmick rap band from south west London
We're not unsigned because we're shit, we're unsigned because corporation suck!
And because we're shit, shut up Ash!


Em
Mum, your little boys flown from the nest
C
Moved in with his best boyfriends
G                D
We're the best
Em
To a very big mansion of a crib
C                         G
No more nappies, no more bibs
D                                     Em
What? Nothing... Errr, We got our own fridge

Em
The wide worlds very, very mean
                  C                                    G          D
But mum, I can handle myself you'll soon see! 
Em                                                       C
Just the other day I was walking, felt a tap on my shoulder
               G                                                   D
There's a shark standing there and he looks much older

              Em*
He's like 'RAR RAR RAR'
                                       C*
I turn around and I'm like 'What the hell?'
                                               G*
He looks back at me, he's like 'RAR RAR RAR'
                                       D*                   D*
I look at him and I'm like 'What the hell? What the hell?'

Em                                          C
Then I kicked the shark in the face
G                                       D
He kicked the shark in the face
         Em                                  C
Then I kicked the shark in the face
G                            D
His face was a total disgrace 
Em               C
Humans are better
       G                                D
You can't punch me with a flipper
  Em                                C
I kicked the shark in the face
G                                       D
He kicked the shark in the face 

I'm sitting on my arse playing Xbox games
Then I hear a voice and it's calling out my name
I'm like 'Yo, what you want mother fucker' 
He's like 'Yo, y-y-you mother fucker'
What happened next? 
I'm getting to that
Zip up my fly, roll my sleeves, grab a baseball bat
I look left look right but there's no one around
Then a bear Tack-tackles me to the ground

He's like 'RAR RAR RAR'
Then I get up and I'm like 'What the fuck?'
He looks back at me, he's like 'RAR RAR RAR'
I'm not even scared I'm like 'What the fuck? W-w-w-what the fuck?' 

Then I hit the bear in the balls
He hit the bear in the balls
Take one for the team to the balls
Should have protected his balls
Go cry to ya' mamma 
A bear couldn't cook caba?da 
I hit the bear in the balls
He hit the bear in the balls

Swim with a school of fish
Hunt with a pack of wolves
The only thing I know is I love animals
We put this bit in the song so the animal lovers don't come for us
I love animals
We put this bit in the song so the animal lovers don't come for us

Then I kicked the shark in the face
Humans are weirder
'Cause we'll have you later for dinner
Unless you're vegetarian 
And that's okay, be a vegetarian it's fine with me