Intro
D------C----G


Chorus
G
liquor and whores, liquor and whores
            Am
Cigarettes, DOPE, and mustard, and bologna
           G/C/G
Liquor and whores

G                          Am
I was down,,, drinking at the legion
              C            D
When I met a girl, she was nice
                   G/C/G
She was pretty and pleasing
 G                                   Am
She said hey boy, we should do some marrying
           C                   D
And I said sure, but before we do
                             G/C/G
There?s something you should know

1X Chorus


2X Solo same speed different progression!
G----------Em-------C---------D-------G/C/G
Thats where ^ the Em goes

G                           Am
Then one night, down at the legion
           C                  D
She walked in, I was drunk on gin
                    G
Dancin with a lady friend
 G                          Am
She said hey boooooy, you better fly the fuck home
           C                     D
And I said no, cause the five little words
                        G
Could I swore I said to you

2X Chorus