Key: Eb

Chords used:
Eb - x68886
Bb - x13331
Cm - x35543
Gm - 355333
G# - 466544
C# - x46664


Verse 1:
Eb              Bb
Do you have the time
   Cm           G#
To listen to me whine
 G#
About nothing and 
Eb               Bb
everything all at  once
Eb          Bb
I am one of those
  Cm         Gm
Melodramatic fools
   G#           Eb
Neurotic to the bone
               Bb
no doubt about it


Chorus 1:
G#            Bb
  Sometimes I give 
          Eb
myself the  creeps
G#             Bb
  Sometimes my mind
               Eb
plays tricks on  me
   G#               Bb
It all keeps adding up
  Eb        C#       Cm
I think I'm cracking up
   G#         Bb
Am I just paranoid?
          Eb   Bb Cm Bb Eb Bb Cm Bb
I'm just stoned


Verse 2:
      Eb        Bb
And I went to a shrink
   Cm         Gm
To analyze my dreams
    G#
She says it's lack of
Eb
sex that's bringing me
Bb       Eb        Bb
  down I went to a whore
   Cm
He said my life is a
Gm       G#
bore And quit my whining 
Eb                     Bb
cause it's bringing her down


Chorus 2:
G#            Bb
  Sometimes I give 
          Eb
myself the  creeps
G#             Bb
  Sometimes my mind
               Eb
plays tricks on  me
   G#               Bb
It all keeps adding up
  Eb        C#       Cm
I think I'm cracking up
   G#         Bb
Am I just paranoid?
             Eb  Bb Cm Bb Eb Bb Cm Bb
oh yeah yeah yeah

Eb Bb Cm Bb Eb Bb Cm Bb


Bridge:
G#             Bb  Bb(hold)
Grasping to control
                  Eb Bb Cm Gm G# Eb Bb
So you better hold on

Eb Bb Cm Gm G# Eb Bb


Chorus 3:
G#            Bb
  Sometimes I give 
          Eb
myself the  creeps
G#             Bb
  Sometimes my mind
               Eb
plays tricks on  me
   G#               Bb
It all keeps adding up
  Eb        C#       Cm
I think I'm cracking up
   G#         Bb
Am I just paranoid?
          Eb   Cm G# Eb Bb Eb Cm G# Eb Bb
I'm just stoned

Eb Cm G# Eb Bb Eb Cm G# Eb Bb(hold)
G# Eb Bb(hold)