(intro E B7) E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) B7Re (x21202@1)Our gig at Deptford Abyss E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) B7Who (x21202@1)the hell does Jeff Dreadnought think he is? E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) AWas (x02220@1)he even there? - I ask myself, does he even care? - don't kid yourself E (022100@1) F# (244322@1) B7Wait (x21202@1)'till our PR men hear of this. E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) B7It's (x21202@1)a bad review; we got a bad review, oh ha E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) B7It's (x21202@1)a bad review, what are we gonna do? Oh ha E (022100@1) AB7 I can't walk down the street 'cos other groups I might meet and they'll smirk E (022100@1) AOh, (x02220@1)it's a rum old do is a bad review, oh Lord B7 (x21202@1) E (022100@1) B7 (x21202@1)E (022100@1)B7An' (x21202@1)my girlfriend's fuming. E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) B7You (x21202@1)hacks don't know where it's at; E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) B7You (x21202@1)can't appreciate the master of the Strat E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) ANot (x02220@1)that I'm concerned - 'course you're not, your paper's full of crap E (022100@1) F# (244322@1) B7'Course (x21202@1)it is, I only read the gig guide anyway. E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) B7It's (x21202@1)A bad review, A B-B-B-bad review, oh ha E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) B7We (x21202@1)got a bad review, I can't believe it's true, oh Lord E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) B7Well (x21202@1)I know what you look like so don't ever come near Stroud E (022100@1) APage (x02220@1)thirty-two, it's a bad review, oh Lord B7 (x21202@1) E (022100@1) B7 (x21202@1)EMy (022100@1)girlfriend's fuming. B7 (x21202@1) (instr EB7 E, EB7 E, B7E) (x21202@1)OK, let's go to chapel. E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) B7Oo-oo (x21202@1)what's to do? It's a bad review E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) B7 (x21202@1) Oo-oo what's to do? It's a bad review E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) The fearsome hollow boom of the older boys in the deep end E (022100@1) B7Green (x21202@1)shoots of recovery shrivelled up in harsh tomorrows E (022100@1) ALeft (x02220@1)to pick dry sticks and mumble to myself E (022100@1) B7A (x21202@1)melancholy emblem of parish cruelty. E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) B7Oo-oo (x21202@1)what's to do? It's a bad review E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) B7 (x21202@1) Oo-oo what's to do? It's a bad review E (022100@1) B7 (x21202@1) E (022100@1) B7 (x21202@1) E (022100@1) B7 (x21202@1) E (022100@1) B7 (x21202@1)Bad review, bad review, bad review, bad review. 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