Sorry if the lyrics are wrong got them off the internet, good song though, enjoy :) Intro/verse: G Em pre-chorus: C D chorus: G D Em C G (320003@1) EmDon't (022000@1)like the way that i look in my own clothes so I wear my wife's when i'm going to town G (320003@1) EmYou (022000@1)think it's gross when i'm wearing a pantyhose You think i'm sick yeah you call me a clown G (320003@1) EmI (022000@1)think i may i think i might have human tonight Don't come to me because i'm coming to you G (320003@1) EmI (022000@1)think i may i think i might have you for a bite I'm gonna cook me up some human stew C (x32010@1) D'cause (xx0232@1)transvestites can be cannibals too and i'll feel better after i eat you C (x32010@1) D'cause (xx0232@1)i hate people when they're not polite They end up on my table and it serves you right G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) Em (022000@1) CAnd (x32010@1)when i was young i wore my sister's clothes G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) Em (022000@1) CI (x32010@1)liked to paint my nails and i had secrets no one knows G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) Em (022000@1) CBut (x32010@1)now that i'm grown up i cook dinner for my wife G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) Em (022000@1) CI (x32010@1)still carry my secrets along with a butcher's knife G (320003@1) Emi (022000@1)hate the popular people cause i ain't popular G (320003@1) Emi (022000@1)hate these words tomorrow cause i'm bipolar G (320003@1) Emit's (022000@1)ok to be different unless your all by yourself G (320003@1) Emyou (022000@1)think your so special but your just like everyone else C (x32010@1) Di (xx0232@1)just don't understand the reason why i said C (x32010@1) Dwhy (xx0232@1)can't i be a bigger man and walk away C (x32010@1) Dwhen (xx0232@1)you tear me down and make me feel like i'm worth nothing C (x32010@1) Dbut (xx0232@1)then again i'm sure that you deserve what you'll be getting G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) Em (022000@1) CAnd (x32010@1)when i was young i wore my sister's clothes G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) Em (022000@1) CI (x32010@1)liked to paint my nails and i had secrets no one knows G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) Em (022000@1) CBut (x32010@1)now that i'm grown up i cook dinner for my wife G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) Em (022000@1) CI (x32010@1)still carry my secrets along with a butcher's knife G (320003@1) EmSo (022000@1)you don't like being tied up? Well, i don't like being mean G (320003@1) EmYou're (022000@1)so shallow-minded you think i'm only what you see G (320003@1) EmTake (022000@1)me out of the herd and put out on display in front of your friends G (320003@1) EmNot (022000@1)knowing this mistake will lead to your miserable end C (x32010@1) DI'm (xx0232@1)rude, I'm ugly, And i'm everything you hate C (x32010@1) DAnd (xx0232@1)i'm here, tonight, to put you on my plate C (x32010@1) DI (xx0232@1)don't care for your opinion i don't want your point of view C (x32010@1) DTonight (xx0232@1)i'll have a feast with compliments to you G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) Em (022000@1) CAnd (x32010@1)when i was young i wore my sister's clothes G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) Em (022000@1) CI (x32010@1)liked to paint my nails and i had secrets no one knows G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) Em (022000@1) CBut (x32010@1)now that i'm grown up i cook dinner for my wife G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) Em (022000@1) CI (x32010@1)still carry my secrets along with a butcher's knife Can't play "Transvestites Can Be Cannibals Too"? 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