Intro: Dm-F-G-Bb-C x 4 bum bum bum… Dm (xx0231@1) F (133211@1) GNo (320003@1)ma'am i wont steal a kiss Bb (x1333x@1) CNo (x32010@1)ma'am I wont make her cry Dm (xx0231@1) F (133211@1) G (320003@1) BbC And yes ma'am I will have her home by ten. Dm (xx0231@1) F (133211@1) GYes (320003@1)sir I do well in school Bb (x1333x@1) CYes (x32010@1)sir both my parents work Dm (xx0231@1) F (133211@1) G (320003@1) Bb (x1333x@1) CAnd (x32010@1)no sir I have never fooled around with funny cigarettes. Dm-F-G-Bb-C x2 bum bum bum…. Dm (xx0231@1) F (133211@1) GPlease (320003@1)sit down I'll take your coat Bb (x1333x@1) CHave (x32010@1)some wine I'll clear my throat Dm (xx0231@1) F (133211@1) G (320003@1) Bb (x1333x@1) CAnd (x32010@1)whisper chocolate covered compliments into your ear. Dm (xx0231@1) F (133211@1) GAnd (320003@1)as your eyelids gently close Bb (x1333x@1) CI'll (x32010@1)place a kiss upon your cheek Dm (xx0231@1) F (133211@1) Gm (355333@1) And you will know for sure G (320003@1) Gm (355333@1) G (320003@1) That I'm the perfect gentleman BbI'll (x1333x@1)bake and cook and clean BbBe (x1333x@1)the man of your dreams ADo (x02220@1)whatever you want Christine Bb (x1333x@1) FBut (133211@1)somehow girls want guys with big tattoos Dm (xx0231@1) GGuys (320003@1)with baseball caps and worn out shoes Bb (x1333x@1) F (133211@1) AThey (x02220@1)want fitness freaks that thinks and speaks about themselves Bb (x1333x@1) FGuys (133211@1)with playboy posters on the wall Dm (xx0231@1) GGuys (320003@1)who consequently miss their calls Bb (x1333x@1) AUnfortunately (x02220@1)I'm not like that at all. Dm-F-G-Bb-C x2 bum bum bum…. Dm (xx0231@1) F (133211@1) GCan (320003@1)I walk to your door Bb (x1333x@1) CWell (x32010@1)I insist, yes I'm sure Dm (xx0231@1) F (133211@1) GNo (320003@1)its not that far from where I live Bb (x1333x@1) C (x32010@1) Dm (xx0231@1) F (133211@1) Gbbbbbbbbb (320003@1)Baby can I have your number please Bb (x1333x@1) CHave (x32010@1)a guess, is that a tease Dm (xx0231@1) F (133211@1) GWell (320003@1)I could try but it might be a while before I call. BbI (x1333x@1)spend hours by the phone Dialing like a cone ATill (x02220@1)I finally reached her mom. Bb (x1333x@1) FBut (133211@1)somehow girls want guys with big tattoos Dm (xx0231@1) GGuys (320003@1)with baseball caps and worn out shoes Bb (x1333x@1) F (133211@1) AThey (x02220@1)want fitness freaks that thinks and speaks about themselves Bb (x1333x@1) FGuys (133211@1)with playboy posters on the wall Dm (xx0231@1) GGuys (320003@1)who consequently miss their calls Bb (x1333x@1) AUnfortunately (x02220@1)I'm not like that at all. AEvery (x02220@1)trick in the book, got to learn AEvery (x02220@1)trick in the book, got to learn AEvery (x02220@1)trick in the book to get a girl hooked Bb (x1333x@1) FBut (133211@1)somehow girls want guys with big tattoos Dm (xx0231@1) GGuys (320003@1)with baseball caps and worn out shoes Bb (x1333x@1) F (133211@1) AThey (x02220@1)want fitness freaks that thinks and speaks about themselves Bb (x1333x@1) FGuys (133211@1)with playboy posters on the wall Dm (xx0231@1) GGuys (320003@1)who consequently miss their calls Bb (x1333x@1) AUnfortunately (x02220@1)I'm not like that at all. Bb (x1333x@1) FBut (133211@1)somehow girls want guys with big tattoos Dm (xx0231@1) GGuys (320003@1)with baseball caps and worn out shoes Bb (x1333x@1) F (133211@1) AThey (x02220@1)want fitness freaks that thinks and speaks about themselves Bb (x1333x@1) FGuys (133211@1)with playboy posters on the wall Dm (xx0231@1) GGuys (320003@1)who consequently miss their calls Bb (x1333x@1) AUnfortunately (x02220@1)I'm not like that at all. Dm-F-G-Bb-C x4 bum bum bum…. 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