A I am the Theme from MASH Guy, Aaug A My kids are the theme from MASH Guy’s kids, D A My sister is the sister of the guy who wrote F G The theme from MASH A It’s all I ever did Aaug A It might be all I ever do D A I sit in a room in a house F G Built from the proceeds of the theme from... C#m MASH D It’s my legacy C#m C I will always be Bm F#m To everybody and to me D E A C#m F#m E The guy who wrote the theme D Dm From MASH! A Whenever anybody does a version Aaug A Of the theme from MASH D They are legally required A To send me a copy F G Of their version of the theme A I spend all day listening Aaug A To recordings of versions of the theme from MASH D I’m building more shelving A F G So I can store the tapes of the recordings F G Of the versions of the theme from… C#m MASH D It’s my legacy C#m C I will always be Bm F#m To everybody and to me D E A C#m F#m E The guy who wrote the theme D Dm From MASH! D And on every spine A Of every tape E A On every shelf I see D The actual name A Of the theme from MASH E A Is staring back at me D E It’s Suicide is Painless D E A C#m F#m Maybe in retrospect D E A C#m F#m E I should have called the song D Dm A(optional ending) The theme from MASH