Capo 4th fret, all chords relative to that. C 032010 D* 054030 (move your C down so that your 1st finger is on the 3rd fret) Em 022000 D 000232 (000230 sounds good too) Intro: C D* Em D (x3) C C D* Em D C D* Em D Please have a seat I'm sorry I'm late C D* Em D C I know how long you've had to wait C D* Em D I did not forget C D* Em D your documents C D* Em D C No time to waste, why not begin C D* Em D C D* Here's how it works, I've got these faces Em D C You give them names, I won't deport you D* Em D C Make sure you face my tape recorder C D* Em D C D* Em D Make no mistake, this fountain pen C D* Em D C Could put you on a plane by ten C D* Em D C D* Em D And by the way, your next of kin C D* Em D C I know which house she's hiding in C D* Em D C So now that you know whose skin you're saving D* Em D C In this photograph, who's this one waving D* Em D C I think you know, so speak up, amigo G D It says here by trade you were a fisherman Em C Well I'll bet you Indians can really real 'em in D And if you get the chance G D You should try to get up to Lake Michigan C D* Maybe but then again, anyway... C D* Em D C D Em D Where were we then, is he your friend C D* Em D C I recommend you look again C D* Em D C D* Em D Where does he stay, what is his name C D* Em D C There is no shame, he'd do the same C D* Em D C So what do you say, I don't have all day D* Em D It's up to you C D* Em D C Which will it be, good citizen or poor campesino? G D My dad used to rent us this place in Ontario Em C He showed us how to cast the line and tie the flies D G D He used to say that God rewards us for letting the small ones go C D* Well maybe but I don't know, anyway... C D* Em D C It's easy to bite, just take the bait D* Em D Don't snap the line, don't fight... C D* Em D C The hook hurts less if you don't try to dive D* Em D C G D Senor, as you know, I was a fisherman Em How full the nets came in C We hauled them up by hand D G D But when we fled, I left them just out past the coral reefs C D* They're waiting there for me... running deep... C D* Em D (x3) C