Used ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-359R7VDv40 ) for reference

Intro: G/C/G/C/Am/D/D
G                        Em
I am a blank page in a notebook,
                C                                Am  D
waiting to be filled with countless drawings of cocks.
          G                     Em  
I am a bathroom wall, freshly painted over
     C                                      Am                    D 
to cover up swastikas and the names of the girls that we called sluts,
          C
I am the Total Gym,
          D
I am the Salad Glove,
          G
I am the Slap Chop,
     D           Em   Sean does a hammer on on the A string                
I'm the forever lazy,
         C                   Am          D            G Another hammer on A string
I am a boring and worthless thing, and nobody should save me.

          G                      Em
I am the Kool-Aid stains on the mouth of a kid,
       C                   Am   D
whose name is most likely Cody.
          G                               Em                     C                        Am  D
He had a juice box for breakfast and he carries a stick that he most likely found in the alley,
           C
And Cody doesn't have friends,
          D
and his parents hate each other,
                 G             D                Em   Sean hammer ons the A string at one point
and he wants to find a better way to love his family.
            C                           Am       D               G     Another hammer on the A string
And after school he hangs out in the abandoned house behind the Arby's.

           G           Em
I am the camera that watches you,
      C                 Am   D
when you think you are awake.
             G              Em
and I am a Jesus fish on a drug traffic fan
       C                      Am  D
that keeps all their cocaine safe.
          C                           D
I am the guy that eats at least 50 chicken wings,
       G           D    Em  hammer on like last time
at an all you can eat buffet,
         C                     Am      D       G   same hammer on
I'm the Xbox controller for a drone operator today.

             G            Em
And I'm a hologram of a tanning booth,
        C                     Am   D
in a history class from the future.
          G                     Em
I'm the nuclear test, called Operation Dominic,
      C                    Am   D
that gave my grandfather cancer.

             C                       D
And I am a video store clerk and an angel of death,
         G           D        Em     Guess what! Hammer on!
"Hi how are you? My name is Trevor."
            C
Prepare to die,
C             Am          D             G  Haaammmmerrrr on!
Bad Lieutenant 2 is the greatest movie ever.