(If playing on guitar, put a capo on the 5th fret; these chords also work for the uke)

   C                              G
My breakfast was straight out the medicine cabinet
  Am             F
a remedy for the aftermath of my habits
C                  G               Am
sometimes itâ??s the ones who try to help
              F
that hurt the most
C                                    G   
I feel like weâ??re playing tug of war and I'm the rope
        Am
and I'm stretched to the limit
        F
but you keep on pulling
    C                 G             Am                F
and I'm gunna lose my goddamn mind, I'm gunna lose my mind

C G Am G F   C G F  C G Am G F   C G F

               C   
I want to hide away in the back of a cave 
                G
at the top of a mountain 
                                        Am
where no one can hear me and no one can see me 
                   G           
so I donâ??t have to deal with them 
               F
and they donâ??t have to deal with me 
      C
Cause relationships are overrated 
G
maybe I'm just tired and jaded 
        Am                G                       F
but I'm sorry I just like myself more than I like you 

           C                   G
So call me anti-social call it masturbation 
       Am              F
Either way itâ??s a solo operation 
C                 G           F
I'm just far more comfortable alone 

                C
It appears that apathy 
               G    Am F
has gotten the best of me 
             C                    G
cause I'm so tired of you talking my ear off 
               Am                    F
about all your problems I just canâ??t fix 
        C                        G Am F
I donâ??t appreciate this unwanted company 
         C
and your constant chatter 
G                  Am                  F
reminds me why Iâ??d rather you leave me be 

           C                   G
So call me anti-social call it masturbation 
       Am              F
Either way itâ??s a solo operation 
C                 G           F
I'm just far more comfortable alone 

CHORUS 
      Am                  G  
Cause people are ugly and people are hateful 
C               G
destructive and greedy 
      F
weâ??re proud and ungrateful 
    Am                     G          F
the world would be so much better off without us 
Am
So swallow a bullet 
G
or a handful of pills 
          C          G
weâ??re all compost in training 
            F
and thereâ??s graves left to fill 
   Am                            G                        F
we distract ourselves to make us feel like weâ??re not just mistakes 
   Am                            G                        F
we distract ourselves to make us feel like weâ??re not just mistakes 

                                       C
It seems that everybodyâ??s always got a bone to pick 
                    G
a promise to break, never again will I make that mistake
Am
Of trusting anyone 
G
trusting anyone 
F
trusting anyone 
           C
This is my misanthropic confession 
G
human beings are a waste of breath and 
Am            G
donâ??t think I excuse myself 
        F F F F F
I'm an asshole just like you 

CHORUS 
      Am                  G  
Cause people are ugly and people are hateful 
C               G
destructive and greedy 
      F
weâ??re proud and ungrateful 
    Am                     G          F
the world would be so much better off without us 
Am
So swallow a bullet 
G
or a handful of pills 
          C          G
weâ??re all compost in training 
            F
and thereâ??s graves left to fill 
   Am                            G                        F
we distract ourselves to make us feel like weâ??re not just mistakes 
   Am                            G                        F
we distract ourselves to make us feel like weâ??re not just mistakes 

   C                              G                C (Let the C ring out)
My breakfast was straight out the medicine cabinet.