Old Lady - Kevin Coyne tabbed sy seboddos aka zappy the koala E -------------------------------------| B -------------------------------------| G ----------2---1----------------------| D ----1--------------4---2---1---------| A -2-----------------------------------| E -------------------------------------| Verse (E A B): I saw you standing on Castle Corner Your little coat it looked a warm one I asked you what you'd had for your dinner You said to me you never ate at all Pre- Chorus (G A B): Last one E |--------------------------------------------------------| B |--------------------------------------------------------| G |--------2--1---------------------4--2--1----------------| D |--1--4--------4--2--1------1--4-----------4--2--1-------| A |---------------------------------------------------4--2-| E |--------------------------------------------------------| Little old lady, what are you going to say? (x2) Chorus (Cm# Gm7 Fm7#): Tell me, old lady, why do you pray? Verse (E A B): I saw you sorting through your photographs Your nieces crowding round, they started to laugh You concelead the presence of your shit stained walls Your eldest son he never knocks at all Pre- Chorus (G A B) & Chorus (Cm# Gm7 Fm7#): Verse (E A B): You are so old and no-one understands Your social worker is a liberated man He wants to take you to the old folks home I think you're better off dying on your own Pre- Chorus (G A B) & Chorus (Cm# Gm7 Fm7#):