(intro C7) G C You promised that one day you?d be my wife G C You said you wanted to be the rest of my life G C But you put me on a train to Fib Central G C I went off my swede and you went off with yours. Am Em Well look out girl ?cos this is my itinerary Am Em D7 Remember me, remember my itinerary. G D7 G Barge to Waregem, ordinary to Enschede, D7 G C7 Hydrofoil to Malmo and the last bus to your heart. G C I gave you bread when you were out of bread G C You gave me hell when I was playing dead G C But why him though ? him, the harbinger of nothing? G C Upside down cakes, Brecht and Catcher in the Rye. Am Em I?ll catch your eye if you should want to look for me Am Em D7 I want you at the end of my itinerary. G D7 G Barge to Waregem, ordinary to Enschede, D7 G Hydrofoil to Malmo and the last bus to your heart. D7 G Barge to Waregem, ordinary to Enschede, D7 G C7 Hydrofoil to Malmo and the last bus to your heart. D G D G I see you smiling in the morning mist; you?re so exclusive you don?t exist F Am Em But you can?t hide the fact that we used to play naked Twister. Am Em I?ll dig the hole to pay for your obituary Am Em D7 I?ll send a wreath ? and then the rest of me. G D7 G Barge to Waregem, ordinary to Enschede, D7 G Hydrofoil to Malmo and the last bus to your heart. D7 G Barge to Waregem, ordinary to Enschede, G D7 G Hydrofoil to Malmo and the last bus to your heart.