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Quick, run, hide here comes Dave Stewart

Walking up the drive with that look in his eye

That ?Let?s do a project? look,
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?About third rate Swiss Agit-Pop?.
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George O?Dowd so glad you?re happy

All fit and well after going through the hell

Of being a pop star; street parties in Redcar.

Oh Mr Woo what shall I do?

Surrogate Grundy, sold on a Monday
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To Richard and Judy?.. Drill.
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I am the girl from Deacon Blue,

Doo doo, doo doo, doo doo, doo doo

Doo doo, doo doo, doo doo, doo doo

Multi-talented Sinitta, I just want to meet yer

?Cos I am St Peter, and you?re going downstairs
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Along with cars that have pet names.