Meat Puppets   I Cant Be Counted On
Simplified Chord Version / Original Album Lyrics
Joe Carlyon05atYahoo.com

(bar chords for entire song/sounds good standard as well)  

_Verse_
A(bar5)             D(bar5) E(bar7)
Give me lots of money
A                  E D    
A house upon a hill
A                   D E       
Send me pretty women
A                       E D   
Or threaten me And still 
A                         D E       
I'll come up to your house
A                           E D   
And attempt to fix your sink
A                D E       
Do a mediocre job
A                            E D   
As I'm leaving you will think
_Chorus_
E                  D
If you're needing something
     A
You know that I'll be gone
E           D               A
I will not answer when you call
E                  D  
If you're waiting for me
       A
Then you'll be waiting long
E           D             A
I can't be counted on at all
_Verse_
A                    D E       
My eye is on the pork
A                     E D    
The pork is in the pan
A                         D E       
If something needs a'doing
A                              E D    
Well, you know I'm not your man
A                       D E    
If you're counting on me
A                         E D    
You know I'll let you down
A                          D E    
You can't be counting on me
A                               E D    
'Cause you know I'm just a clown
_Chorus_
E                  D  
If you're waiting for me
       A
Then you'll be waiting long
E           D               A
I will not answer when you call
E                 D
If you're needing something
     A
You know that I'll be gone
E           D            A
I can't be counted on at all
_Solo_
_Verse_
A                    D E
Give me lots of money
A                  E D    
A house upon a hill
A                   D E       
Send me pretty women
A                       E D   
Or threaten me And still 
A                    D E       
My eye is on the pork
A                     E D    
The pork is in the pan
A                         D E       
If something needs a'doing
A                              E D    
Well, you know I'm not your man
_Chorus_
E                 D
If you're needing something
    A
You know that I'll be gone
E            D              A
I will not answer when you call
E                  D  
If you're waiting for me
      A
Then you'll be waiting long
E           D             A
I can't be counted on at all
E           D             A
I can't be counted on at all
E           D             A
I can't be counted on at all
E           D             A
I can't be counted on at all
E           D             A
I can't be counted on at all
_solo_