Eb
a man who'd wish you'd be careful
        Bb
met the man who just didn't care
they went to the house 
of the man or a mouse 
            Eb
and met the mailman there


a man with a plan 
a man on a mission
                      Ab 
a man who could do no wrong
                         Eb
they all stood around in the kitchen
    Bb                  Eb
and sang the following song


                Bb         Eb
i drink beer to improve my mind
Bb          Eb
end the the war
Bb       Eb
help mankind
Ab                     Bb
through these dark and trying times


Eb                       Bb         Eb
hey batter batter batter hey batter hey
Bb           Eb
swing batter swing 
    Bb      Eb
hey, swing away
Ab            Bb
swing for the fence
          Eb
live for today
                 Bb    Eb
put your life in Jesus hands
Bb        Eb           Bb           Eb
shut your eyes just as tight as you can
Ab               Bb         
and swing like a man like a man like a man


Eb                    Bb      Eb
i drink beer to boost retail sales
Bb         Eb
save those dolphins 
Bb         Eb
save those whales
A                    Bb         
i drink beer for the revolution


Eb                       Bb         Eb
hey batter batter batter hey batter hey
Bb           Eb
swing batter swing 
    Bb      Eb
hey, swing away
Ab            Bb
swing for the fence
          Eb 
live for today
                 Bb    Eb
put your life in Jesus hands
Bb        Eb           Bb           Eb
shut your eyes just as tight as you can
Ab               Bb         
and swing like a man like a man like a man


cuz
Eb     Bb
we are men
Eb               Ab
men we shall we remain
Eb              Bb 
we shall remain men 
            Eb  Fm 
until we go home

Eb     Bb
we are men
Eb                Ab
men we shall we remain
Eb              Bb
we shall remain men 
            Eb
until we go home