A Girl Named Ann By Scott & Steve Mansfield, TX Capo 2 C Now I've got a friend, a girl named Ann, F Who asked me one day if she can C G C Meet me at the bar to share a laugh and a brew C So, I told my friend Ann, F Why, yes indeed, I sure can C G C I tell you what, I can stay long enough to make it two [Tempo increases] We talked about' C Trains and cranes, Lloyd Maines and planes and F Mamas and llamas and lots of drama and even C Snakes and cakes, earthquakes, heartbreaks G Chickens and T Bone Pickens C Tattoos and blues and boys named Sue and F Computers, commuters, hooters and polluters, C Pub crawlin', name callin', mothballin', dry wallin' G F C Nuns with guns and tons of really bad puns [Bridge] F C Well, wouldn't you know, we was runnin' out of things to say D7 G7 But I told her two brews, kept my word an' promised to stay We talked about' C Girls and curls and pearls and twirls F Guitars and bars and cars and scars and C Beer and beer and beer, beer, beer G F C An' how happy I was, to meet my friend at the bar [Solo over verse chords] C Now my mind began to wander aimlessly F And I began to ponder shamelessly G F C If our conversation' had sadly drowned C [Slowly strummed] So, when my time was through F And I had downed my second brew C I looked at that girl named Ann G F C [Regular tempo] And I asked her' if she'd like another round C Ya see, I've got a friend, a girl named Ann, F Who asked me one day if she can C G C Meet me at the bar to share a laugh and a brew