Intro
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Anal beads,   Anal beads

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Anal beads,   Anal beads

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It goes pop pop pop when it's Cmaj7omming up my asshole.

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And it feels good. And it feels good. And it feels good. And it feels good tonight.

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In the darkest of times, they're there for me.

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In the darkest of times, these anal beads take Cmaj7are of me

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Shove it up real good. Now it kinda hurts. Oh noooo!

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And I ------- I aha--------aha-ambulanCmaj7e. Cmaj7all the ambulanCmaj7e

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Now my ass is bleeding. Ass is bleeding. Ass is bleeding. Ass is bleeding

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Ass is bleeding. Ain't nothing wrong with that. Ain't nothing wrong with that.

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   Ain't nothing wrong with that      Ain't nothing wrong with that

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My ass is bleeding. Ass is bleeding. Ass is bleeding. Ass is bleeding 

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Ass is bleeding. Ass is bleeding. Ass is bleeding. Ass is bleeding...