Intro:

Guitar 1

e|----------------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------------------------|
D|-7-7-7---7-7-7---7-7-7---7-7-7s14-------------------|
A|-7-7-7---7-7-7---7-7-7---7-7-7s14-------------------|
E|-5-5-5---5-5-5---5-5-5---5-5-5s12-------------------|x3
    A5      A5      A5       A5

Guitar 2(starts after Guitar 1 has played through once)
e|----------------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------|
G|----5------5-7b9------5-7---7b9r7-5-----------------|
D|-/7-----/7---------5-7------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------------------------|x2


Verse
e----------------------------|
b----------------------------|
g----------------------7-7-7-|
D-7-7-7--7-7-7--3-3-3--7-7-7-|
A-7-7-7--7-7-7--3-3-3--5-5-5-|
E-5-5-5--5-5-5--1-1-1--------|
   A5     A5     F5     D5


A            A                       F                    D
  Sat at the side of the pool at one of your houses, with wet white trousers on
A                A             F                  D
  And worlds collide as the evening continues the dignity fucks off
A     A                         F             D
  Her brother's gone off to the strippers, to make up for all the lost time
    A                          F                  D
She could have been one of the bitches, but she's actually alright


A                     C                     E
Cigarette smoker, I'm sorry but we're all unsure
E   D    E      G   E   D
How much you've had but we
A                       C               E
Think that you ought to maybe not have any more
E D E G E D


Guitar 1

e|----------------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------------------------|
D|-7-7-7---7-7-7---7-7-7---7-7-7s14-------------------|
A|-7-7-7---7-7-7---7-7-7---7-7-7s14-------------------|
E|-5-5-5---5-5-5---5-5-5---5-5-5s12-------------------|x3
    A5      A5      A5       A5

Guitar 2(starts after Guitar 1 has played through once)
e|----------------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------|
G|----5------5-7b9------5-7---7b9r7-5-----------------|
D|-/7-----/7---------5-7------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------------------------|x2


Verse
e----------------------------|
b----------------------------|
g----------------------7-7-7-|
D-7-7-7--7-7-7--3-3-3--7-7-7-|
A-7-7-7--7-7-7--3-3-3--5-5-5-|
E-5-5-5--5-5-5--1-1-1--------|
   A5     A5     F5     D5


A             A               F                           D
  The country home even if we really tried wouldn't cease to surprise us now
A                A                         F                        D
  And I bet your Dad would like to give us all a slap when are your parents back d'ya know?
A      A                    F           D                      A
  Well I never came from no ghetto, but it wasn't nowhere near here
A                        F      D
Well spoken girls in stilettos, aren't something to fear


A                     C                     E
Cigarette smoker, I'm sorry but we're all unsure
E   D    E      G   E   D
How much you've had but we
A                       C               E
Think that you ought to maybe not have any more
E D E G E D


Guitar 1 (should really be played on bass but if you wanna do it anyway...)

e|----------------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------------------------|
D|----------------------------------------------------|
A|-------------------------5-5-5---7-5----------------|
E|-5-5-5---5-5-5---1-1-1---------------7-5------------|x2

Guitar 2(after Guitar 1 has played through once)
e|----------------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------9p7-5-7p5-----------------------------|
D|----------------------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------------------------|x1


A  C  E  
A  C  E 


A                     C                     E
Cigarette smoker, I'm sorry but we're all unsure
E   D    E      G   E   D
How much you've had but we
A                       C               E
Think that you ought to maybe not have any more
E D E G E D


A                 C                   E
Cigarette smoker, cigarette smoke doesn't hide
As well as you'd think and you'd
A                      C                    E
Think that it ought to act like the perfect disguise

E D E G E D
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