Sexual Harrasment Panda! from that one hilarious episode of South Park. Here's how to 
his theme song thingy you hear whenever he is introduced.
When the...
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winds of the east meet the willow trees - Sexual Harrasment Panda!
that bar repeats with "something sexual harrasment to you and me, sexual harrasment 
then:

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Don't say that, don't touch that, don't be nasty says the silly bear

repeat first bar for last verse:
He's gonna tell you what's right and wrong, sexual harrasment panda!