G
It may not feel too classy
C               G
Begging just to eat
        D
But you know who does that?
                Am            D
Lassie, and she always gets a treat
 
G
So you wonder what your part is
             C            G
Cause you're homeless and depressed
    D
But home is where the heart is
        Am          C       D
So your real home's in your chest
 
G            D             C
Everyone's a hero in their own way
Am             C                  D
Everyone's got villains they must face
B
They're not as cool as mine
C
But folks you'll know it's fine
             D
To know your place
G            D             C
Everyone's a hero in their way
         Am       C    D      G
In their own, not that heroic way
 
G
So I thank my girlfriend, Penny
         C           G
Yeah, we totally had sex
    D
She showed me there's so many
          Am            D
Different muscles I can flex
            G
There's the deltoids of compassion
            C            G
There's the abs of being kind
     D
It's not enough to bash in heads
       Am     C       D
You've got to bash in minds
 
G            D             C
Everyone's a hero in their own way
Am             C                  D
Everyone's got something they can do
B
Get up, go out and fly
C                                   D
Especially that guy, he smells like poo!
G            D             C
Everyone's a hero in their own way
Am              C      D      G
You and you and mostly me and you
 
    F
I'm poverty's new sheriff
        C
And I'm bashing in the slums
  F    C/E
A hero doesn't care if you're
  F               C     A/C#   D
A bunch of sca-ry al-co-ho-lic bums
 
Eb
Everybody!
 
Ab           Eb            C#
Everyone's a hero in their own way
Bbm          C#             Eb
Everyone can blaze a hero's trail
C
Don't worry if it's hard
          C#
If you're not a friggin tard
         Eb
You will prevail
Ab           Eb            C#
Everyone's a hero in their own way
Bbm          C#      Eb     (Ab)
Everyone's a hero in their- (way)