Capo 1st!

G             Em             D                   G
Some days are disasters that you wish could just end
G              Em             D              G
Other days are bastards, just like a bad boyfriend
       G                  G7                          C                  Am
But it makes me feel much worse than this to see your face masked with a frown
        G              D                   G
I'm not telling you to smile, but don't be down

         C
Don't be down, my friend!
              G
Don't do your wrists any harm!
Em               Am         D
You don't belong on a funny farm
        G                   G7               C             Am
And I'd rather see you in a party dress than in a hospital gown
        G              D                   G
I'm not telling you to smile, but don't be down

I know it's not perfect - but playable!