Ab5  F#5 G5 Ab5  F#5 G5
INTRO


Ab5
 Well I didn't mind the pimples on her behind,
                                                 F#5 G5
And I didn't care 'bout the crusties in her hair.
Ab5                      F#5 G5
 But man it sure is rough,
Ab5                                  G5  Ab5
 When you are goin down on that muff,

And you open up your eyes, and much to your surprise...


                C#5                    Ab5  F#5 G5 Ab5
She's got dingleberries, and funky doo doo.
          C#5            Ab5
Umm dingleberries, nasty poo poo, on her bo bo.
Eb5              D5           C#5                   D5
 Look here bitch, that s***'s makin my mustache itch,
Eb5         D5   C#5
 Go on s***, get in there and wash your butt...
              Ab5  G5 F#5 G5 Ab5 
C#5 D5 Eb5
Now do like I say.


       Ab5
Well I didn't mind the tuna fish smell,

And I didn't mind the flies.

But I couldn't take that poo poo cake,

And the burnin' in my eyes....


      C#5                Ab5
Dingleberries, funky doo doo.
                       C#5            Ab5
Oh the bitch had dingleberries, nasty poo poo on her bo bo.
          Eb5  D5 C#5  D5 Eb5  D5 
C#5  Ab5 G5 F#5 G5 Ab5 
C#5 D5 Eb5
alright..


       Ab5
Well I got one stuck in my teeth,

Another one caught in my eye.

I got one under my fingernail,

And I put it back in the pie.


      C#5                       Ab5
Dingleberries, ooooh, funky doo doo.
                            C#5            Ab5
mmmmmm , the bitch had dingleberries, nasty poo poo on her bo bo.


Eb5 D5 C#5  D5 Eb5  D5 
C#5  Ab5 G5 F#5 G5 Ab5  C#5 
D5 Eb5  Ab5
INSTRUMENTAL


(spoken)
That's the dingleberry blues.


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