Who Wears Short Shorts: Brian Hyland. On the charts in '63. A 1. Who wears short shorts ? We wear short shorts ! D A They're such short shorts. We like short shorts. E D A E Who wears short shorts ?..... We wear short shorts ! (Chords are the same for verses 2 & 3) 2. Who wears short shorts ? We wear short shorts ! They're such short shorts. We like short shorts. Who wears short shorts ? We wear short shorts ! 2. Who wears short shorts ? We wear short shorts ! They're such short shorts. We like short shorts. Who wears short shorts ? We wear short shorts ! A sixties smash from Kraziekhat.