Mother-In-Law:Ernie K. Doe #1 in '61. #1. C Am The worst person I know, G9 C C Am (Mother-in-law, Mother-in law) C Am She worries me, so. G9 Am C Am (Mother-in-law, M I L) C Am If she'd leave us alone, Dm7 D7 we would have a happy home. G7 Sent from down below. G9 C Am G7 (Mother-in-law, Mother-in-law) #2. C Am Sin should be her name. G9 C C Am (Mother-in-law, M I L) C Am To me they're about the same. G9 C C Am (Mother-in-law, M I L) CHORUS: C Am Every time I open my mouth, Dm7 D7 She steps in, tries to put me out. Dm7 G9 How could she stoop so low? G9 C C Am (Mother-in-law, M I L) #3. C Am I come home with my pay, G9 C C Am (Mother-in-law, M I L) C Am She asks me what I made. G9 C C Am (Mother-in-law, M I L) C Am She thinks her advice is a contribution, Dm7 D7 But if she would leave that would be the solution. G7 And don't come back no more. G7 C C Am (Mother-in-law, M I L,) G9 C Am C Am Mother-in-law..M..y, Mother-in-law, The Law...(fade) A sixties smash from Kraziekhat.