this is a very easy song but its sounds so freaking mad

G                F                E             C
i had a chicken, his name was red, he had a big, bump on on his head,
G                F                E             C
i turned around, and he was dead, what do i do, with poor little red

i choped him up, and i put him in the bin, i had some myself, and i gave some to jim

jim is my cat, and hes really really fat, but i i still love him, cause he wears a hat

well i, need a new chicken cause my old ones dead cause some booly yobo put a bullet in 
head

when i find that yobo ill pump him full of lead and then ill drive a bobcat right on 
his head over his head

 cause he shot my chiken in the face just to the left of his right eye im very unhappy 
i think i wanna die

slash slash slit my writs in the bath tub im killing my self cause im an emo my name is tobias

ohhhhhh oh ohoh ohoh ohhhhh

well i got a new but his name wasnt red he didnt have a big bump on his head

so i choped him up and i put him on bread and guess what i had with that yes thats right vegimite

vegimite the greatest protene provider mad has ever made cause its full of

well if you read the label youd know so bye some vegimite and then ...........yeah