Like "Friday," somebody was gonna have to do this song eventually. If you want to really annoy somebody, this is the song for you. Enjoy, and don't go too hard on me 'cause this is my first tab... P.S. The lyrics are up here because they are so hilarious that they had to be typed. Standard Tuning No Capo C F Staring out my window, I brush my hair Am G Getting dressed to meet my friends but I don't know what to wear C F Commercial shows on my TV about these cool designer jeans Am That I tried on at the mall G Change the channel, look what I see C F Hannah Montana's wearing my jeans Am G Ashley Tisdale's wearing my jeans C F Keke Palmer's wearing my jeans Am G I just can't believe they wore these jeans like me C Oh, oh, oh-oh F Oh, oh, oh-oh Am Oh, oh, oh-oh G She wore these jeans like me C Oh, oh, oh-oh F Oh, oh, oh-oh Am Oh, oh, oh-oh G She wore these jeans like me C Me, me, me, like F Me, me, me, me, like Am Me, me, me, me, like G Me, me, me, she wore those jeans like me C F Staring at the mall window, I finger drew a smile Am G I thought about how cool I'd look if I had them on right now C F I'm anxious, excited, they're on my mind Am G It feels like Heely's are racing on my spine, ooh-wee C F I just can't wait to call these my jeans Am G Everyone can look at me in my jeans C F I can go anywhere in my jeans Am G But I still can't believe they wore those jeans like me C Oh, oh, oh-oh F Oh, oh, oh-oh Am Oh, oh, oh-oh G She wore these jeans like me C Oh, oh, oh-oh F Oh, oh, oh-oh Am Oh, oh, oh-oh G She wore these jeans like me C Me, me, me, like F Me, me, me, me, like Am Me, me, me, me, like G Me, me, me, she wore those jeans like me (Rap verse follows the same pattern) C F A, B, C, one, two, three Am G That girl wore her jeans like me C F I bet she's mad 'cause I look fab Am G Ha ha ha ha, jack my swag C F Sticks and stones may break my bones Am G But mine look new and hers just look so C F Am G Old, so old (Another rap verse, still the same pattern) C Oh, oh, oh-oh F Oh, oh, oh-oh Am Oh, oh, oh-oh G She wore these jeans like me C Oh, oh, oh-oh F Oh, oh, oh-oh Am Oh, oh, oh-oh G She wore these jeans like me C Me, me, me, like F Me, me, me, me, like Am Me, me, me, me, like G C Me, me, me, she wore those jeans like me