Standard tuning. 

You can either play the chords "as usual" OR you can put a capo at the 4th fret.
This is how the chords will look if you do that:

(note that all notes on the 4th fret is handled by the capo!)

C#m         B         A         E         B7         Esus4  
e | 4       7         5         4         5          4
B | 5       7         5         5         4          5
G | 6       4         6         4         4          4
D | 6       4         7         6         4          7
A | 4       6         7         7         6          7
E | x       7         5         x         7          x

When playing the "bridge" (She's covered in vomit...), I would alternate between E
 and Esus4 just to make it a little more interesting.

Intro melody: (listen to the song for timing)



Intro chords: C#m   B   A   E
              C#m   B   E

C#m        B        A       E
How do you show someone you love
C#m       B       E
That they are the one?
C#m    B        A       E
So many ways to express love
C#m           B          A
It's hard to choose just one - how you gonna do it?

     E              A          B              C#m            
Some people like to kiss, some people like to hug   
     E       A                        B7            E                                     
Some lesbians like eating each others shit out of a cup
     E            A              B             C#m
Some people say I love you, some even shout it out
     E                 A             B7             E
Some people puke semi-digested shit into eachothers mouths

C#m       B      A           E
Sometimes making love is not enough
    C#m     B       E
You have to step it up
   C#m  B     A      E
And urinating on her face
   C#m    B      A
is not enough to say - I love you

     E              A          B              C#m            
Some people like to kiss, some people like to hug   
     E       A                        B7            E                                     
Some lesbians like eating each others shit out of a cup
     E            A              B             C#m
Some people say I love you, some even shout it out
     E                 A             B7             E
Some people puke semi-digested shit into eachothers mouths

E
She's covered in vomit and human fecies
That's how I know that she needs me
She's covered in vomit and human fecies
That's how I know that she needs me
She's covered in vomit and human fecies
That's how I know that she needs me

A                         B7                    E
Shit in my mouth and I'll puke it all over your face

I love you.

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