Abbreviated chords: A1 - (X02400) (Asus2) G1 - (3X2400) (Asus2/G) F#1 - (2X0230) (Dsus2/F#) F#2 - (2X0210) (Dm7sus2/F#) ? F#3 - (2X0200) F1 - (X03210) (FM7) Normal F’s and G’s should be played using bar chords,(133211),(355433) But don’t need to be played this way. This is the greatest and best song in the world's ... tribute's tribute! Fig 1 e|-------------0-0-0-0-0-0-----0-------0-0-0-0-0-| B|-------------1-1-1-1-1-1h3p1p0h1-----1-1-1-1-1-| G|-----0h2-----2-2-2-2-2-2-----2-------2-2-2-2-2-| D|-0h2-------2-2-2-2-2-2-2-----2-----2-2-2-2-2-2-| A|---------0---0-0-0-0-0-----------0---0-0-0-0-0-| E|-----------------------------------------------| Fig 1 is played over this: A long time ago, me and the rest of the band here, we were drivin' Down a long and lonesome motorway, all of a sudden there flashed a flashy police car in the middle of the road. And they said Play the best song in the world or we'll throw you in prison e|-------------------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------------------| G|-------------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------------------| A|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-| E|-------------------------------------------------------------| PM. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Well me and the band we looked at each other e|-----------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-----0-----0-0-0-0-0-0-| B|-----------1-1-1-1-1-1-1h3p1p0h1---1-1-1-1-1-1-| G|-2---2-----2-2-2-2-2-2-2-----2-----2-2-2-2-2-2-| D|-0h2-0h2---2-2-2-2-2-2-2-----2-----2-2-2-2-2-2-| A|-0---0---0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-| E|-----------------------------------------------| And we all said Sure thing e|-----------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-----------0-0-0-0-0-0-| B|-----------1-1-1-1-1-1-1-----------1-1-1-1-1-1-| G|-2---2-----2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2---2-----2-2-2-2-2-2-| D|-0h2-0h2---2-2-2-2-2-2-2-0h2-0h2---2-2-2-2-2-2-| A|-0---0---0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---0---0-0-0-0-0-0-0-| E|-----------------------------------------------| Am G And we played the first tab that came to our hands F Am G It just so happened to be the best song in the world F Am G F Nearly the best song in the world Look into our eyes and it's easy to see e|---------------------5-7-----7-8-----8-2-----2-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-| B|-------------------5-----5-------5-------3-----1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-| G|-----------------5---------5-------5-------2---2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-| D|---------------7-----7-6-----6-5-----5-4-----4-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-| A|-----------------------------------------------------------------| E|-----------------------------------------------------------------| Guitar and bass guitar, singer and drums are we e|---0-0-0------------5------7------8------2------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-| B|---1-1-1-----------5-5----5-5----5-5----3-3-----1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-| G|-2-2-2------------5---5--5---5--5---5--2---2----2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-| D|-3-2-2-----------7-----76-----65-----54-----4-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-| A|-3-0-0---0-4/8-7------------------------------------------------------| E|-1--------------------------------------------------------------------| Once every 100 thousand years or so, e|---0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-3----------------0-------0-2-------0-| B|---1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1----------------1-------3-3-------3-| G|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-0----------------0-------2-2-------2-| D|-3-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2----------------2-------0-0-------0-| A|-3-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0----------------0-------------------| E|-1------------------------------------------------------------| Where the snare doth ring, e|-3-------0------7-----5-----3-----5-5-X-X-3-------------0-----| B|-1-------1------8-----7-----5-----7-7-X-X-1-------------1-----| G|-0-------0------9-----7-----5-----7-7-X-X-0-------------0-----| D|-2-------2------0--0--0--0--0--0--0-0-X-X-2-------------2-----| A|-0-------0--------------------------------0-------------0-----| E|--------------------------------------------------------------| And the chords doth sing, e|---------0--2--------3-----------------0---7-----5-----3-X-5-5-X-X-| B|---------3--3--------1-----------------1---8-----7-----5-X-7-7-X-X-| G|---------2--2--------0-----------------0---9--9--7-----5-X-7-7-X-X-| D|---------0--0--------2-----------------2---0--0--0-----0---0-0-X-X-| A|---------------------0-----------------0---------------------------| E|-------------------------------------------------------------------| And the rock we bring, e|-----0-0-0-----0-0-0-0---------| B|-----1-1-1-----3-3-3-1---------| G|---0-0-0-0---0-0-0-0-2---------| D|-2-2---2-2-0-0---0-0-2---------| A|-3---------2---------0---------| E|-------------------------------| Fig 1 Well needless to sing, the police were stunned click clack with your manacles, and the police were done They ask us (siren) be you singers And we said nay, we have just one! METAL!!! Am (1 strum) Am Ohhwhoaowhoaoho ohhwhoaowhoaoho ohowhoahoaho this is obviously not G F Am G F Am The greatest song in the world no this is just a tribute to tribute G F Am Couldn’t remember the greatest song in the world - no! this is a G F A1 G1 F#1 F#2 F#3 F Tribute to tribute Metallica play, the greatest songs in the world A1 G1 F#1 F#2 F#3 F RIGHT!!! This is just our tribute to tribute A1 G1 F#1 F#2 F#3 About a song about the greatest song in the world *strange noises* A1 G1 F#1 F#2 F#3 F1 *One more strange noise* A1 G1 F#1 F#2 F#3 F1 And the peculiar thing is this my friends, the tribute we sang A1 G1 F#1 On that fateful night didn’t actually sound anything F#2 F#3 F1 A1 G1 F#1 F#2 like this song. This is just a tribute, you got to believe me, F#3 F1 A1 G1 F#1 F1 and I wish you were there, it's just a matter of opinion aaahhh A1 G1 F#1 F1 good God, God loving, Your so surprised to find you can’t stop us, A1 G1 F#1 F1 upfar alluyah Rich motherfucker give upa aahhh E F E F E F Asus2