Capo 1st

Ukulele Chords
      D     A     G     C     F   D(High)
a-----0-----0-----2-----3-----0-----5
e-----2-----0-----3-----0-----1-----2
c-----2-----1-----2-----0-----0-----2
g-----2-----2-----0-----0-----2-----2

Intro: D A G D

   D                                             A
If your love's x and f(x) is a function than you can't love more than 1 in 
                  G                                         D
conjunction cause that would mean your original love wasn't true.
   D                              A                                  G
I wish that x belonged to me, but sadly I is not a subset of we cause we 
                                        D
returns the null set when it relates to you.
D                                                   A                     
I loved this girl and she loved me too, but she was always tangent to some
                 G                                              D
dude who would rotate her head around the z axis when he walked by.
   D                                                    A
So while he's over there tangent to her curves, I'll be mopin' round here 
        G                                                 D
cause I ain't got the nerve to tell her how I feel; no, I don't wanna be that guy.

  C             G                        D
I wish I could invert that graph on her face.
C             F             D
That downward facing parabola.
C              G              D
She'd take my hand; we'd get out of this place.
C            F            D
But I can't ask her out because.

C        G        C            D(High)
She's my limit as x approaches girlfriend
C              G              D
It's like this function never ends.
C    G    C          D(High)
Even if I wait until infinity
C            G               D
I think that we'll just stay friends.

C        G        C            D(High)
She's my limit as x approaches girlfriend
C              G              D
It's like this function never ends.
C    G    C          D(High)
Even if I wait until infinity
C            G               D
I think that we'll just stay friends.

     D                                           A
If I plotted my love for her on a graph it'd be irrational, discontinuous, 
                 G                                    D
and half of the love I could give her if only we went out!
D                                  A                           
But no matter how hard I try, I'll never be the cardioid of her eye; this 
G                              D
love of our just seems so asymptotic!
       D                                       A
If you count up all the nights I've cried over her because I couldn't 
              G                         D
optimize her function has way too many constraints.
    D                                 A     
Her solution is so unbounded that I'm pretty sure that it can't be found and 
G                                      D
if it could well I just can't do it by hand.

  C             G                        D
I wish I could invert that graph on her face.
C             F             D
That downward facing parabola.
C              G              D
She'd take my hand; we'd get out of this place.
C            F            D
But I can't ask her out because.

C        G        C            D(High)
She's my limit as x approaches girlfriend
C              G              D
It's like this function never ends.
C    G    C          D(High)
Even if I wait until infinity
C            G               D
I think that we'll just stay friends.

C        G        C            D(High)
She's my limit as x approaches girlfriend
C              G              D
It's like this function never ends.
C    G    C          D(High)
Even if I wait until infinity
C            G               D
I think that we'll just stay friends.

D                               A
When the time finally came, she sat me down and said:
G                          D
Listen Ev, I'll explain it terms that you can understand
    D            
You really are such a great guy
        A
Another variable can't be hard to find
G                                 D
We may be like terms, but I don't like you like that.
D 
Before you get the chance to cry
A
Know that I love you
        G                                
But the love you thought we had
        D
Was Imaginary

C       G  C             D(High)     C              G                        
Whoooahhh.   My love was not real at all it was the square root of negative 
D
one.
C      G  C           D(High)    C    G           D
Whooahhh.  This limit does not exist. I've come undone.

C        G        C            D(High)
She's my limit as x approaches girlfriend
C        G               D
If only I'd checked the domain.
C       G          C               D(High)
As t approached 18 she diverged completely
C       G                             D
    And ever since she hasn't been the same.