"Mistress And Maid" (capo: 5th. fret)

____Verse: 1

 /A  /C
 She said,   
D7
 Come in my dear,  
 
 You're looking tired tonight  
                            F#7+5       Bm
 Your bath is drawn, let me loosen your tie  
     F#7                     A7
 And fix you your usual drink  

____Verse: 2 

D7
 He settles back,  
 
 Takes a magazine,  
                            F#7+5       Bm
 Kicks off his shoes, as he studies the form  
    F#7                      A7-9   
 Of every appealing soubrette  

____Chorus: 1

     Dm
 But where are the flowers that he used to bring
              E7        Am
 With every endearing remark  
   Dm                      G
 Reminds her of passionate promises,  
      Dm      E7          A            Bbdim
 That he only made in the dark, in her bed,  
 Bm                        E 
 She wants to shout at the back of his head  
         A                       Bbdim
 Look at me, look at me, look at me I'm afraid  
 Bm
 See what it's come to,  
 Gm6                        D7---------/A---/C
 I'm just your Mistress and Maid.  

____Verse: 3

D7
 The wine is warm  
 
 But the dinner is cold  
                               F#7+5        Bm
 The look in his eye tells her it won't be long  
           F#7                           A7-9   
 'till the girls on the page come to life  

____Chorus: 2

     Dm
 And they'll get the flowers that he used to bring  
              E7        Am
 With every endearing remark,  
     Dm                    G
 And all of the passionate promises  
       Dm       E7           A             Bbdim
 He'll never fulfill in the dark, in their bed,  
 Bm                         E 
 She wants to shout at the back of his head  
         A                        Bbdim
 Look at me, look at me, now that I'm not afraid.  
 Bm
 See what it's come to,  
 Gm6                       D7
 I'm not your mistress and maid.  

____Coda:

 Bm
 See what it's come to,  
 Gm6                       D7
 I'm not your mistress and maid, *oh,oh,oh,oh,oh,oh* (Repeat *-*)  
D7 
*Mistress and maid (Repeat * 4 times)