"I'll take you down a notch, pogo stick"

Judging from the guitar Josh Homme uses, this song is in E Standard tuning, but I did it 
C , so keep that in mind.

Guitar Tuning:
C-F-A#-D#-G-C

(*note*I'm gonna try to put each line he sings on the correct chord, but it may be a
off here and there. If it goes past the guitar tab then assume it's within the same phrase.)

Verse:
Guitar I (light distortion)
|------------------------------------|
|------------------------------------|
|--12-x-13-15^(16)--12-x-13-15^(16)--|
|--13-x-14-16^(17)--13-x-14-16^(17)--|
|--13-x-14-16^(17)--13-x-14-16^(17)--|
|--11-x-12-14^(15)--11-x-12-14^(15)--| 2x alone

     My Generation's for Sale
    Beats a Steady Job
     How Much Have You Got
     My Generation Don't Trust No One
   It's Hard to Blame Not Even Ourselves
|------------------------------------|
|------------------------------------|
|--12-x-13-15^(16)--12-x-13-15^(16)--|
|--13-x-14-16^(17)--13-x-14-16^(17)--|
|--13-x-14-16^(17)--13-x-14-16^(17)--|
|--11-x-12-14^(15)--11-x-12-14^(15)--|

Pre Chorus:

    The Thing That's Real for Us is Fortune and Fame
    All the Rest Seems Like Work
|--------------------------------|
|--------------------------------|
|-14-14-12-12-12-12-10/12\10/12--|
|-14-14-12-12-13-13-11/13\11/13--|
|-12-12-10-10-13-13-11/13\11/13--|
|-------------11-11-9-/11\9-/11--|

Guitar II (right after he says "work")
|--------------------------------------|
|--------------------------------------|
|----------------11h12p11-11-----------|
|----------------------------13-12-----|
|--------------------------------------|
|---------------------------------14~--|

    It's Just Like Diamonds...
|--------------|
|--------------|
|-14-14-12-12--|
|-14-14-12-12--|
|-12-12-10-10--|
|--------------|

 Guitar I (regular distortion)

  ...in Shit
|------------------------------------|
|------------------------------------|
|--12-x-13-15^(16)--12-x-13-15^(16)--|
|--13-x-14-16^(17)--13-x-14-16^(17)--|
|--13-x-14-16^(17)--13-x-14-16^(17)--|
|--11-x-12-14^(15)--11-x-12-14^(15)--| 2x

Guitar II
|------------------------------------|
|------------------------------------|
|-----11~--------------11~-----------|
|-----11~--------------11~-----------|
|------------------------------------|
|------------------------------------|

|----------(/19\16)--------------------|
|--------------------------------------|
|-----11~--------------11~-------------|
|-----11~--------------11~-------------|
|------------------------------(21)\\--|
|-------------------------------21\\\--|

Verse II:
Guitar I

      I'm High Class, I'm a Whore
           Actually Both
      Basically I'm a Pro
      We've All Got Our Own Style
      Of Baggage
          Why Hump it Yourself?
|------------------------------------|
|------------------------------------|
|--12-x-13-15^(16)--12-x-13-15^(16)--|
|--13-x-14-16^(17)--13-x-14-16^(17)--|
|--13-x-14-16^(17)--13-x-14-16^(17)--|
|--11-x-12-14^(15)--11-x-12-14^(15)--|

Guitar II (I'm not postive here)
|------------------------------------------|
|------------------------------------------|
|--- (13)p11-(13)-----(13)p11-(13)---------|
|-----13-p11--13-------13-p11--13----------|
|----------------------------------(21)\\--|
|-----------------------------------21\\\--| 2x

PreChorus:
Guitar I

    You've Made Me an Offer That I Can Refuse
    Cause Either Way I Get Screwed
|--------------------------------|
|--------------------------------|
|-14-14-12-12-12-12-10/12\10/12--|
|-14-14-12-12-13-13-11/13\11/13--|
|-12-12-10-10-13-13-11/13\11/13--|
|-------------11-11-9-/11\9-/11--|

Guitar II (after "screwed")
|------------------------11------------|
|--------------------------------------|
|----------------12p11------13---------|
|----------------------13------12-11~--|
|--------------------------------------|
|--------------------------------------|

     Counter Proposal:
|--------------|
|--------------|
|-14-14-12-12--|
|-14-14-12-12--|
|-12-12-10-10--|
|--------------|

   I Go Home and Jerk-Off     Uhhh
|------------------------------------|
|------------------------------------|
|--12-x-13-15^(16)--12-x-13-15^(16)--|
|--13-x-14-16^(17)--13-x-14-16^(17)--|
|--13-x-14-16^(17)--13-x-14-16^(17)--|
|--11-x-12-14^(15)--11-x-12-14^(15)--|

Guitar II
|------------------------------------|
|------------------------------------|
|-----11~--------------11~-----------|
|-----11~--------------11~-----------|
|------------------------------------|
|------------------------------------|

Chorus:
Both Guitar (heavy distortion, and i think G. II is picking the end notes of each
but i'm not certain)

 It's Tru-----ly-----a Lie----------------|           I
     |------------------------------------|
     |------------------------------------|
     |-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6----|
     |-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8----|
     |-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9----|
     |-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6----|

      Counterfeit  My--Self
     |----------------------------------|
     |----------------------------------|
     |-10-10-10-10-10--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|
     |-11-11-11-11-11--6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6--|
     |-11-11-11-11-11--6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6--|
     |-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--| 2x

You Don't Own, You Don't Own, You Don't Own, You Don't
     |----------------------------------|
     |----------------------------------|
     |-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6--|
     |-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8--|
     |-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--|
     |-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6--|

      Own What None Can Buy
     |----------------------------------|
     |----------------------------------|
     |-10-10-10-10-10--8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8--|
     |-11-11-11-11-11-10-10-10-10-10-10-|
     |-11-11-11-11-11-11-11-11-11-11-11-|
     |-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8--|

      You Don't Own, YOU DON'T OWN, Neither Do I
     |----------------------------------|
     |----------------------------------|
     |-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6--|
     |-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8--|
     |-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--|
     |-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6--|

Solo:
Guitar I (over verse rhythm, murky distortion)
This is very hard to distinguish, so don't be pricks about missing notes

*pick scratching starts it*

|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
|-------------------------------------------------16^(17)----14~~~--|
|--------------------------------x----------------------16p14-------|
|--11^(12)11-11^(13~~~12~~~~)11//x--13p11/6\9///~-------------------|
|-------------------------------------------------------------------|

|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|----------------------15h16-14h16-14~-16p14-------------------------------|
|--------------------------------------------14~\13/14~-11-13-11-13^(14)~--|
|---------------15~^(16)---------------------------------------------------|
|---------12-13------------------------------------------------------------|
|-11-13-14-----------------------------------------------------------------|

Solo Cont.
Pre Chorus Rhythm

|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
|--------------14----------------15h16-14h15-15h16-19^(22)~-16~~--|
|---------11-13---13p11-------------------------------------------|
|---11h13---------------13~-\\\~----------------------------------|
|---------------------------\\\~----------------------------------|
|---------------------------\\\~----------------------------------|

|----------------------------------------|
|--16\14/16------------------------------|
|----------11/13h14p13\11----------------|
|------------------------13p11-----------|
|-----------------------------11h13------|
|-----------------------------------11~--|

Bridge:
Guitar I (I can't quite tell the picking rhythm, so be creative)

 High and Mighty You Say Selling Out is a Shame is That
 The Name of Your Book Push a Silver Spoon in Your Ass
 No More Holding Us
|------------------------------------------------------|
|------------------------------------------------------|
|----(12-12-12-12-16-16-16-16-12-12-12-12-16-16-16-16)-|
|---13-13-13-13-17-17-17-17-13-13-13-13-17-17-17-17----|
|--13-13-13-13-17-17-17-17-13-13-13-13-17-17-17-17-----|
|-11-11-11-11-15-15-15-15-11-11-11-11-15-15-15-15------|

Guitar II (slide)
|------------14\11~------/9~~------14\11~~-------------|
|------------------------------------------------------|
|------------------------------------------------------|
|------------------------------------------------------|
|------------------------------------------------------|
|------------------------------------------------------|

  Down! Down, Dog, Down
  Mutt.       Nice - Mutt
|------------------------------------|
|------------------------------------|
|--12-x-13-15^(16)--12-x-13-15^(16)--|
|--13-x-14-16^(17)--13-x-14-16^(17)--|
|--13-x-14-16^(17)--13-x-14-16^(17)--|
|--11-x-12-14^(15)--11-x-12-14^(15)--| 2x

Verse:

      You're Insulted You Can't
    Be Bought or Sold
      Translation: Offer Too Low
     You Don't Know What You're Worth...
      It Isn't Much   My Piano's for Sale
|------------------------------------|
|------------------------------------|
|--12-x-13-15^(16)--12-x-13-15^(16)--|
|--13-x-14-16^(17)--13-x-14-16^(17)--|
|--13-x-14-16^(17)--13-x-14-16^(17)--|
|--11-x-12-14^(15)--11-x-12-14^(15)--|

 Guitar II
|------------------------------------------|
|------------------------------------------|
|--- (13)p11-(13)-----(13)p11-(13)---------|
|-----13-p11--13-------13-p11--13----------|
|----------------------------------(21)\\--|
|-----------------------------------21\\\--|

PreChorus

    How Many Times Must I Sell Myself
    Before My Pieces Are Gone
|--------------------------------|
|--------------------------------|
|-14-14-12-12-12-12-10/12\10/12--|
|-14-14-12-12-13-13-11/13\11/13--|
|-12-12-10-10-13-13-11/13\11/13--|
|-------------11-11-9-/11\9-/11--|

Guitar II (after he says "gone")
|----------------14---------------------------|
|------------------13-14----------------------|
|-----------------------14-13-14----------/x--|
|-------------------------------12-11~----/x--|
|----------------------------------------x//--|
|---------------------------------------------|

    I'm One of a Kind!
|--------------|
|--------------|
|-14-14-12-12--|
|-14-14-12-12--|
|-12-12-10-10--|
|--------------|

     I'm Designer
|------------------------------------|
|------------------------------------|
|--12-x-13-15^(16)--12-x-13-15^(16)--|
|--13-x-14-16^(17)--13-x-14-16^(17)--|
|--13-x-14-16^(17)--13-x-14-16^(17)--|
|--11-x-12-14^(15)--11-x-12-14^(15)--|

|------------------------------------|
|------------------------------------|
|-----11~--------------11~-----------|
|-----11~--------------11~-----------|
|------------------------------------|
|------------------------------------|
    Never Again Will I Repeat Myself
    Enough is Never Enough
|--------------------------------|
|--------------------------------|
|-14-14-12-12-12-12-10/12\10/12--|
|-14-14-12-12-13-13-11/13\11/13--|
|-12-12-10-10-13-13-11/13\11/13--|
|-------------11-11-9-/11\9-/11--|

Guitar II (after he says "gone")
|---------------------------------|
|-----------------------14/15~----|
|----------------12p11------------|
|---------------------13----------|
|---------------------------------|
|---------------------------------|

   Never Again Will I Repeat My...
|--------------|
|--------------|
|-14-14-12-12--|
|-14-14-12-12--|
|-12-12-10-10--|
|--------------|

     Self
|------------------------------------|
|------------------------------------|
|--12-x-13-15^(16)--12-x-13-15^(16)--|
|--13-x-14-16^(17)--13-x-14-16^(17)--|
|--13-x-14-16^(17)--13-x-14-16^(17)--|
|--11-x-12-14^(15)--11-x-12-14^(15)--|

Bridge:
 Well it Used to Be the Plan was Screwing the Man
 Now It's Have Sex with the Man
 After He Buys You .com for Sale at a Low, Low Price
|------------------------------------------------------|
|------------------------------------------------------|
|----(12-12-12-12-16-16-16-16-12-12-12-12-16-16-16-16)-|
|---13-13-13-13-17-17-17-17-13-13-13-13-17-17-17-17----|
|--13-13-13-13-17-17-17-17-13-13-13-13-17-17-17-17-----|
|-11-11-11-11-15-15-15-15-11-11-11-11-15-15-15-15------|

Guitar II (slide)
|------------14\11~------/9~~------14\11~~-------------|
|------------------------------------------------------|
|------------------------------------------------------|
|------------------------------------------------------|
|------------------------------------------------------|
|------------------------------------------------------|

Chorus:
Both Guitar (heavy distortion, and i think G. II is picking the end notes of each
but i'm not certain)

 It's Tru-----ly-----a Lie----------------|           I
     |------------------------------------|
     |------------------------------------|
     |-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6----|
     |-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8----|
     |-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9----|
     |-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6----|

      Counterfeit  My--Self
     |----------------------------------|
     |----------------------------------|
     |-10-10-10-10-10--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|
     |-11-11-11-11-11--6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6--|
     |-11-11-11-11-11--6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6--|
     |-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--| 2x

You Don't Own, You Don't Own, You Don't Own Me, You Don't
     |----------------------------------|
     |----------------------------------|
     |-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6--|
     |-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8--|
     |-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--|
     |-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6--|

      Own What None Can Buy      You Don't
     |----------------------------------|
     |----------------------------------|
     |-10-10-10-10-10--8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8--|
     |-11-11-11-11-11-10-10-10-10-10-10-|
     |-11-11-11-11-11-11-11-11-11-11-11-|
     |-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8--|
      Own         YOU DON'T OWN    What
     |----------------------------------|
     |----------------------------------|
     |-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6--|
     |-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8--|
     |-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--|
     |-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6--|

       None     Can Buy-------------------|     Neither Do
     |------------------------------------|
     |------------------------------------|
     |-10-10-10-10-10--8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8----|
     |-11-11-11-11-11-10-10-10-10-10-10---|
     |-11-11-11-11-11-11-11-11-11-11-11---|
     |-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8----|

Outro
Guitar I

 ...I
|------------------------------------|
|------------------------------------|
|--12-x-13-15^(16)--12-x-13-15^(16)--|
|--13-x-14-16^(17)--13-x-14-16^(17)--|
|--13-x-14-16^(17)--13-x-14-16^(17)--|
|--11-x-12-14^(15)--11-x-12-14^(15)--| 2x

|--------------------------------------|
|--------------------------------------|
|-----11~--------------11~-----(21)\\--|
|-----11~--------------11~------21\\\--|
|--------------------------------------|
|--------------------------------------|

Guitar I
|-----|
|-----|
|-12--|
|-13--|
|-13--|
|-11--|

Enjoy, you mother fuckers :)