[Thanks to Shannon Stuart for the chorus correction!] Intro Em C G D *Note: The Cadd9 note is played on the 3rd variation with the pinky on the 6th string* Em7 You don't know me, baby, but I've seen you around. Cadd9 It might be kind of crazy, but I'm just new in town. G And now I wonder what you'd think if I said, hey look Dsus2 I'd like to get your number and a link to your Facebook. Em7 Now if I tell you what a nice guy's supposed to Cadd9 Would that compel you not to scream when I approach you? G You'll have to promise me you'll take this news calmly, Dsus2 But honestly, I'm sort of a zombie. Em7 I knew you'd be surprised. You can bet that I Cadd9 May not be alive, but I sure as hell ain't dead inside. G What's with the shotty? I ain't wishing you harm. Dsus2 You see, I'd try to hold your hand but I'm missing an arm. Em7 Brains are all I've eaten all week it's true, Cadd9 But if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you. G So let me take you to Wendy's. You deserve it. Dsus2 Yeah, I'm a zombie, baby. Ain't nobody perfect. Em7 Cadd9 I'll chase you through the yard and all through the house into the dark. G Dsus2 I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains. Em7 Cadd9 I've never been so true, but if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you. G Dsus2 I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains. Em7 Baby, sometimes I bite, and you can bet Cadd9 That I've got an appetite for human flesh. G I'll always be near though. You'll have to accept that Dsus2 When I nibble on your earlobe you might get infected. Em7 Cause I fell in love with you and I'm Cadd9 Undead but you make me feel alive. G And when I chase you through the graveyard Dsus2 It feels like foreplay. Em7 If I'm lying I'm dying, and I speak truely Cadd9 When I say I love your mind. I'll take brains over beauty. G We'll be the undead Dagwood and Blondie Dsus2 When I teach you how to zombie, teach you, teach you how to zombie. Em7 And everybody will love you, and you can sing along Cadd9 to this post-apocalyptic, post-mordem love song. G So give me a chance,girl. You know I'll be worth it. Dsus2 Yeah, I'm a zombie, baby. Ain't nobody perfect. Em7 Cadd9 I'll chase you through the yard and all through the house into the dark. G Dsus2 I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains. Em7 Cadd9 I've never been so true, but if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you. G Dsus2 I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains. Em7 Cadd9 G Dsus2 Brains. Brains. Brains. Brains. Brains. Brains. Email me for corrections and suggestions: mikemfernandes@hotmail.com