INTRO: Dsus2 D Dsus2 D Bm11 Bm7 Bm11 Bm7 Em9 Em7 Em9 Em7 (VERSE) (D) He had what you might call a trivial occupation (Bm) he cleaned the platforms of the local railway station (Em) with no romance in his life - sometimes he wished he had a wife (D) He read the matrimonial advertising pages the cries for help from different (Em) people, (D/F#) different (G) ages but they had (D/F#) nothing to say, at least not (Em) until the day, when something (B) special he read, (Em) this is what it (A) said (CHORUS) (D) If you (A) dream, of the (Em) girl for (Bm) you, then (Em) call us (Bm)and get (A) two for the (G) price (D/F#) of (D) one We're the (A) answer, if (Em) you feel (Bm) blue, so (Em) call us (Bm) and get (A) two for the (G) price (D/F#) of one (Dsus2) (D) (Dsus2) (D) (VERSE) (CHORUS) She said I'm sure we must be perfect for each other (D/C) and if you doubt it you'll be certain when you meet (D) my (Em) mo (D/F#) ther OUTRO: G G D D Em D/F# repeat Dsus2: xx0230 Bm11: x24230 Bm7: x24232 or 797777 Em9: 07577x D/F#: 2x0232 D/C: x3x232