Dirty deeds done dirt cheap 

 

    E - GE - AE - DE (4x)

 

         D       - E 

1. If you're           havin' trouble with the high school head,

                                    

    he's givin' you the blues,

D-E                   

       you wanna graduate but not in 'is bed,

                                        

    here's what you gotta do :

D-E                                       

      Pick up the phone, I'm always home, call me anytime,

     D         - E                     - D   E                  D    

    just ring     three six two,      four three six  0, 

E                   

    I lead a life of crime !

 

 A                          G      A           

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap,

 E                          D      E

dirty deeds done dirt cheap.

  A                         G      A

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap,

 E                                             D       E

dirty deeds, and they're done dirt cheap,

                                                 D      E

dirty deeds, and they're done dirt cheap.

 

    D-E  

2.        You got problems in your life of love

                               

    you got a broken heart, 

D-E                                      

       he's double dealin' with your best friend,

                                                      

    that's when the tear drops start, fella. 

D-E                                D             E                                 

      Pick up the phone, I'm here alone, or make a social call, 

D-E                       - D-E                                 

      come right in,           forget about him, 

D-E                                  D  E 

       we'll have ourselves a ball !

 

 

 

 

+ CHORUS       (?.)

 

        D   - E 

3. If you       got a lady, and you want her gone,

                                      

    but you ain't got the guts,

D-E                                    

       she keeps naggin' at you night and day,

                                   

    enough to drive you nuts.

D-E                                 D              E

       Pick up the phone, leave her alone, it's time you made a stand.

D-E                 D          E                                 

       For a fee       I'm happy to be

D-E                    D      E  

       your back door man. Whoo!

 

+ CHORUS +

 

  E                                             D      E

Dirty deeds, and they're done dirt cheap,

                                                 D      E

dirty deeds, and they're done dirt cheap.

 

E                            G-E              A-E                 E      D      E  

    Concrete shoes,       cyanide,       T. N. T., done dirt cheap

E                  G-E              A-E                          E      D      E              

    Neck-ties,      contracts,        high voltage, done dirt cheap

 

      E                G-E   A-E    E      D     E  

    Dirty deeds,                   done dirt cheap.  (4x)

 

    (AC / DC)