I saw a couple of chord sheets for this, but they seemed a little off (or used a capo). don't think you need the capo. Standard Tuning Intro (I'm 99% sure these intro chords are correct,but they might be altered ie 9ths or or something) G D Em C x2 G C I'm a kid in a candy store Am D (with some Dsus4 and Dsus2 in there) I'm a bull in a china shop G Em I'm a tired old metaphor C D For everything you can't afford Am D G And everything you can't afford to be I'm a public embarrassment I'm a bottle of diet poison I'm a walking advertisement For everything I never meant And everything I never meant to be Chorus G D Em C I can't hear a thing G D Em C Cause I've stopped listening I'm the reason I don't go out I'm afraid I might tell me something I'm the shadow of every doubt I'm the product this song's about I'm the product this song's about to be Chorus I can't hear a thing Cause I've stopped listening x2 Bridge Am D Every morning Am D Since I was born Em D C It's been hard to look in the mirror Am C D And see my face for the horns All the fun that the law allows All the fun but with half the meaning Come on over, I'll show you how If you lived here you'd be home by now If you still lived here you'd be home now with me Chorus I can't hear a thing Cause I've stopped listening I can't hear a thing Cause I've stopped listening Outro (same as intro) G D Em C