Capo 5th Fret Intro~ E x 4, A x 4, E x 4, A x 4 E A Well, I bet you thought that I forgot about our deal E But I am a man of my word, though they be strange and absurd A I'm just trying to keep it real. E And I know I lost the bet, but I haven't lost you yet A D and if drinking lemonade for the rest of our days would save you B you know I would do... it. E x 4, A x 4, E x 4, A x 4 E Remember Regina and Sara and cereal bowls A and wearing our hats even when it's not cold. E I'll never relate to your city peeps A 'cause I do most of my thuggin' on suburban streets. D B I get terrified but I'm fine when I'm with you. E x 4, A x 4, E x 4, A x 4 D A You should know that I love it when you sing D A but I'd love it even more if you'd stop hitting things. B A Regardless, I'd be heartless without you. E x 4, A x 4, E x 4, A x 4 E Well I haven't yelled at someone in a pretty long time A the last time that I did I regretted it I-I-I-I E A can't wait 'til senior year when I will live in constant fear. E 'cause you'll act like a zombie and slobber all on me. A D You know that I hate it but I wouldn't trade it for any B E asshole you don't like A D B E Yeah you're stuck with me for the rest of our afterlives.