*Verse*

A                 D
This guy he likes
A                 D
His country music
A                 D
And anything that's 'Hollister'
A                 D


A                 D
He's no Jo Shmo
A                 D
He comes from the Midwest
A                 D
Says things like 'clutch and 'fubarred'
A                 D
and loves reality shows

*Chorus*

G                 
The main thing though, 
D
Everyone needs to know, 
               A      D
Is that he's a Boss.
A              D

*Verse* 

A              D                 A
Cam makes you laugh until you're crying
               D                 A
And then he gives you sound advice,
               D                
Just don't give him any caffeine.
A              D
A              D                    A
He lunches outside with you, in the park,
                D
But sits in the shade,
A                        D
Because he's old and his complexion would fade.
A              D

*Chorus* 

G                 
They call him 'Shorty',
D
No, I'm just kidding, 
              A      D
He's tall and Boss.
A              D

*Verse*

A            D           A
We wish you luck in your endeavours,
                 D
But don't forget us,
A                     D
A free sandwich every once in a while's the least you could do.
A            D

*Chorus* 

G                 
Have fun being a daddy, 
D
They say it's easy, 
              A      D
When you're a Boss.
A long (make it sound 'country')