The number in brackets is the fret to play the chord at

Intro: Em(12) Am(12) D(10) Am(12) D D7(5) G7

G        C
He's the brat with the sterilized pitchfork
         Dm(5) 
He's the singer of the Beachwood Sparks 
       G7
He's a dreamy kind of cheesy companion piece 
             C
Who wants to show me where the healing starts 


C         Em
Beauty is evil 
   Am      Em              B
Immaculate evil, don't you think? ...
        Em           Am         D         D                      
But I'm lost in the flames of a grand explosion 
D                D7(5)  G7  
Stumbling in the neon groves 


G       C
Ladies flock to the overnight discos 
         Dm(5)
Slamming vodka tonic down their throats 
            G7
While their older brothers company publicist
           C 
Is sliding off his momma's pantyhose 


C         Em
Beauty is evil 
   Am      Em              B
Immaculate evil, don't you think? ...
        Em          Am            D          D
But I'm mopping up stains from a blood transfusion 
D                D7(5)  G7
Stumbling in the neon groves 


         Am
Oh the pleasures of the morning are simple 
          Em 
But the treasures are the sweetest I've known 
       D
Oh I'm just so excited to look through my new eyes 
D                 D7(5)       G7
The needles are covered with snow 


G           C
So take me down to the winterland bombshell factory 
Dm
You can hear the mermaids groan 
        G7
On the double breasted coconut seashell
             C 
Half wrecked bus to Yankee Stadium 


C         Em
Beauty is evil 
   Am        Em              B
I like to be evil, can't you see? ...
        Em          Am          D           
But I'm lost in the flames of a grand explosion
D                D7(5)  G7 
Stumbling in the neon groves