I know it's not that accurate, but it's the best I can do. :)

Panic! at the Disco
"Build God, Then We'll Talk"

B5                     Bb5    A5            Ab5
It's these substandard motels on the (la la la, la la)
B5             Bb5   A5      Bm
Corner of Fourth and Fremont Street
B5           Bb5               A5        Bm Bm A   A
Appealing, only 'cause they're just that un-ap-pea-ling
B5      Bb5                  A5                      Bm
Any practiced Catholic would cross themselves upon entering
B5                        Bb5    A5     Ab5
The rooms have a bit of asbestos and maybe
B5     Bb5        A5          Bm
Just a dash of formaldehyde
B5        Bb5         A5
And the habit of decomposing
Bm      G         Bm    G          Em   Bm
Right before your very, la la la la, eyes

[Chorus]

(Along with the people in . . .)
 Em  G        Bm          A
-side! What a wonderful
  Em       G  Bm         A
Caricature of intimacy
  Em  G        Bm          A
Inside, what a wonderful
  Em       G  Bm         A
Caricature of intimacy

Bm
(Tonight's tenants range from: a lawyer and a virgin,

Accessorizing with a rosary tucked inside her lingerie)
      Em        F#         G          A
She's getting a job at the firm, come Monday
    Em          F#                  G          A
The missus will save her [from] the cheating attorney
    E5        Eb5       D5               C#5
Moonlighting aside, she really needs his money
  C5          B5          Bb5   B5
A wonderful caricature of intimacy!
Bm
Yeah . . .

[Same as top]

Bm                         Bm    G
Oh, and not to mention the constable and
His proposition for that
Virgin, (yes!), the one the lawyer met with
On "strictly business," or as he said to the missus
Only hours before after he had left
She was fixing her face in a compact
There - was - a - terrible CRASH!
(There was a terrible) CRASH!
Between her and the badge, she spilled her purse and her bag
Bm  G      Em           G
And held a "purse" of a different
Bm
kind . . .

[Chorus]

Bm
(Along with the people in . . .)
Em  G        Bm          A
-side! What a wonderful
  Em       G  Bm         A
Caricature of intimacy
  Em  G        Bm          A
Inside, what a wonderful
   Em       G  Bm         A
Caricature of intimacy


(There are no . . .)
G            Bm                       G
Raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses
              Bm                      Em
Sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses
               F#           G              A
Shade of these sheets and before all those stains
Em        F#           G              A
And a few more of your least favorite things

E5  Eb5      D5        C#5            C5            
Raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses
              B5          Bb5         E5
Sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses
               Eb5        D5               C#5
Shade of these sheets and before all those stains
C5        B5           Bb5            Bm       Em
And a few more of your least favorite things

[Same as chorus]

Inside, what a wonderful
Caricature of intimacy
Inside, what a wonderful
Caricature of intimacy

[Same as top]

Raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses
Sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses
Shade of these sheets and before all those stains
And a few more of your least favorite things

Raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses
Sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses
Shade of these sheets and before all those stains
And a few more of your least favorite things