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			     PATRICIA THE STRIPPER - The Wombats
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Tabbed By : Joel B. 
Tuning:Standard

I think the timing in the intro is a bit cofusing, but i did my best.
If there are any mistakes, please comment and correct them.
Mcuh fun and please rate ;)


Intro:
G|-----------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------|
A|----7------------------------------------|
E|-0----0--00000000-0-0--0--0--0--0--------|

G|-----------------------------------------|
D|---------7-------------------------------|
A|-7-----------------------------5/77777777|
E|---7--5-5--------------------------------|

G|---------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------|
A|-7777777777777777/99999999999999999999999999999999-|
E|---------------------------------------------------|

G|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-12121212121212121212121212121212/14141414141414141414141414141414-|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------|

G|--------------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------------|
A|-55555555\44444\22222222-2-2-2-7------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------|

Verse:
G|-11--11--11--11--9-9-9-9--------------------------|
D|---0---0---0---0--0-0-0-0-------------------------|
A|--------------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------|

               ..      it was the alcohol Mixed with  ..
G|---------------------------------6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6--|
D|----------------------------------7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|
A|--------------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------|

G|-11-11-11-11--9-9-9-9-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9---|
D|---0--0--0---0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--|
A|----------------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------------|

..Its such a bad idea..
G|--------------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------------|
A|-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-5------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------|

Chorus:
            ..Why didn't God give her two left feet..
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------5555555-2222222-5555555-7777777-|
E|-5555555-55555555-5555555-44444444---------------------------------|

G|--------------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------------|
A|--------------------------------------------------|
E|-5-----------------------------------------55-----|

Verse:
..Months go by and I'm alone in bed..
G|-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6--11--11--11--11--9--9--9--9-------|
D|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---0---0---0---0--0--0--0--0------|
A|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------|

..I've got to wear a beard a suit and tie..
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-----------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-|

G|-11-11-11-11--9-9-9-9-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9---|
D|---0--0--0---0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--|
A|----------------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------------|

.. I go to all this effort ..
G|--------------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------------|
A|-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-5------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------|

Chorus:
               ..Why didn't God give her two left feet..
G|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------5555555-2222222-5555555-77777777-|
E|-5555555-55555555-5555555-44444444----------------------------------|

G|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------5555555-2222222-5555555-7777777--|
E|-5555555-55555555-5555555-44444444----------------------------------|

Middle:
..She thinks I'm sad and that's alright..
G|---------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------|
A|-222222224444444499999997777777--|x3
E|---------------------------------|

G|---------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------|
A|-2222222244444444999999911-11-11\|
E|---------------------------------|

G|---------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------|
E|-5-~-----------------------------|

G|---------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------|
A|5555555-2222222-5555555-7777-7-7-|
E|----------------------------0-0--|

G|---------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------|
E|-5555555544444444222222220000000-|

G|---------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------|
A|5555555-2222222-5555555-77777777-|
E|---------------------------------|

End:
G|---------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------|
E|-5-~-----------------------------|

 ..tonight..
G|---------------------14-~--------|
D|--------------14--11-------------|
A|---------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------|


| *  let ring
| /  slide up
| \  slide down
| h  hammer-on
| p  pull-off
| ~  vibrato
| +  harmonic
| x  Mute note
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