Capo Second Fret
  E  C#m7  F#m7  B B7

E                          C#m7
The piano has been drinking
F#m7              B   B7
My necktie's asleep
E                          C#m7          
The combo went back to New York,
F#m7                  B   B7
The jukebox has to take a leak
E                         C#m7
and the carpet needs a haircut?
F#m7                                   B    B7
And the spotlight looks just like a prison break
E                                  C#m7
And the telephone's out of cigarettes
F#m7                          B    B7
As usual the balcony's on the make
E                           C#m7   
And the piano has been drinking
F#m7                    B    B7
The piano has been drinking


Same four chords through out.