Ab, C, C#, Bbdim
Ab, C, Fm
Ab, C, C#, Bbdim
Eb, C#, Ab

Fm, Bbm, Gdim, Ab
Fm, Bbm, C7, Ab

     Fm          Bbm             Gdim             Ab
I'll cook up a solution with the knowledge I've accrued
     Fm            Bbm                  C7              Ab
They say a kitchen time saves nine, but I'm just saving two!
     Fm             C            C#                C7
I've gathered the ingredients to make some time sorbet
        Fm              C#               Bb7           Eb7
There's hardly room for seconds when the seconds melt away!

Ab         C       C#    Bbdim
Watch as I work my gypsy magic
Ab       C        Fm
Eye of a newt and cinnamon
Ab           C      C#       Bbdim
Watch as the matter turns to batter
Eb       C#           Ab
Open the portal, jump in!

C#, C7, Fm, Bb7
C#, Bbdim, Ab

C#                 C7
Crude stew, do you fear it Apple Bloom?
          Fm                                 Bb7
Sometimes life is not a cake walk, served up on a silver spoon

C#
Toss a fig and,
Bbdim
save the date and,

Ab
bread and butter, chant and mutter,
Caug
marination, incantation,
Fm
chocolate icing, timeline splicing,
Ab7
yeast is rising, rectifying

C#, C#m, Ab, Bb
C#        C#m      
(whistle) (whistle)
Ab, Bb, C#, Ab

Fm               Am              Gdim                 Ab
Pinkie if you're hearing this it means we're dead and gone
Fm                  Am             C7               Ab
Please don't bake a portal; just accept it and move on
   Fm             C               C#            C7
My cauldron is preheated and I've got you in my thrall
      Fm                   C#               Bb7               Eb7
Let's beat these yolks and save my folks by baking the fourth wall!

Ab         C       C#    Bbdim
Watch as I work my gypsy magic
Ab      C         Fm
Seapony tears and provolone
Ab           C       C#       Bbdim
God help the outcast with her witchcraft
Eb          C#       Ab
Someday I'm gonna go home

Eb           C#       Ab
Someday, I'm gonna go home